– Mm, lovin’ these grapes, Knife. Say, Knife. How do you say “grapes” in Espanol? – Oh, shut up! I don’t think that’s how it’s pronounced, and I’m getting too hot. Turn up the ventilation, will ya’? (Whooshy whoosh) – Put me down, please? Ugh, fine. Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp! No, keep fanning! I’m getting di-i-i-i-zzy…! (drop) No. (gasp) What a suspenseful twist! (nom) Excuse me!? I. Said. NO! Show EVERYONE the stupid picture! I don’t even care! What picture? (whip) Oh, you’ll see… Wait! Ha! I knew you were a chicken! No, I just wanted to say that you have grape juice on your chin. Oh. Thanks. Now… (WHISTLE) Hey losers, get over here! – Can you PLEASE get over your giant ego for a second and not address us that way!? My ego isn’t as giant as you, Fatty! (ooooh) I’M NOT— Anyway, I want you all to discover that the Knife you all know and love- – Love? -isn’t what he seems. Warning: You may die of laughter. If you can’t resist the urge to laugh, you may want to leave. – Darn! See ya, guys. Alright, here it goes. Knife is a girly-doll obsessed FREAK!! ha (sigh) Honestly, I don’t care. Are you serious!? You actually SUPPORT this!? Don’t you remember Idiotic Island, that big cage we were locked up in last season when we were all voted off? What does that have to do with anything? He had it in Idiotic Island.. It was his hobby! Something to do! I had a book, Nickle had his rubber ball, I had a book, Nickel had his rubber ball, everyone had something to keep them busy in there! Well, uh, except Paper, but he went crazy and tried to kill everyone. Is that what you want? Do you want Knife to go rabid and kill us all?! – I didn’t need anything on Idiotic Island, and I turned out just grand! – Yeah, Baseball has a fair point. I’ve stopped caring. I wouldn’t judge a fellow fan! Let’s blow this popsicle stand. (dat rhyme tho) Hey! Stop walking! This is some serious LOSER-dom we have here!! Well, well, well. Look what we got here. Guess you feel like a real loser right now. Of course! I know I sure would. Just remember; You’re a jock, and I’M a jerk! You never had a chance against ME from the start! Oh, go jump off a bridge. (swanky intro) – Hey guys! (hallo) One of you is leaving the competition in today’s elimination. – Oh! I can’t wait to hear the Elimination Time theme again! Uh, no. We’re not doing THAT anymore. What? Why?! Because it SUCKS! So this is your first elimination, so let me quickly explain the rules: How about you quickly NOT? Whoever DOESN’T receive today’s prize, which happens to be Poison Ivy Burgers! – Why would I ever eat that?! I think the question is, why WOULDN’T you eat that? Well, because poison ivy results in redness, itching, swelling– – Blisters!! Don’t forget the blisters! Ha, huh. Nobody asked either of YOU nerds. Now, moving on. Suitcase and Knife are safe. Wow, Knife! Congratulations! Wow, thanks. So are Baseball, Nickel and Balloon. Aaagh! No, we’re not safe, you just threw poison ivy at us!! Ah, it itches!! (ded) Cheesy, Soap and Microphone; You are all REALLY annoying, but nonetheless, you get to live another episode. – Yes! – YEAH! – Whoa, Microphone! Cool with the tone! Now it’s down to Box and Trophy. Why in the world would the viewers vote ME off? – Oh, the great mysteries of life. MePad, show the votes! (drumroll-ish music) (boop) What!? You CAN’T be serious!! A trophy that LOST? Oh, the irony! I lost to a cardboard box!? He’s not even alive!! (rip Box) You monster!! You’re just jealous because he’s still in the game! SHUT UP! Okay…. Alright, dude. That’s it. No more Mr. Knife Guy.. Go ahead, bring it on! I’ve been waiting for this– (judo kick) NOOOOOOooooooo…… rip trophy never forgetti So, anyway, today I decided NOT to have a challenge, and celebrate with a Pizza Party! yay now i can eat like it’s Thanksgiving – Bon appétit! (splitty splat splat) Oh, sacrebleu! (that’s French btw yw) Uh, I mean… Uh, ay dios mio! Um, that’s Spanish. (Ya think) Hey, I thought you said you were an Italian Cook! Uh…. Well, you see….. (Gingerbread Man) Okay, well THAT’S not happening. Oh, come on! So now I guess your challenge today is to Make a Pizza! Each team gets a small kitchen and an Ingredient Dispenser. Just say the type of ingredient you want, and it’ll make it for you! The possibilities are endless! Wait, anything? ooh here it comes I wAnT dE pIzZa, NoWwW. Welp, looks like you’re a liar. I said INGREDIENTS. Ingredients, so, Pepper and Hot Fudge? Can we have a PROPER cookbook, please? Yeah, and would you like a 5-Star Chef to go with that? (5 STARS WHAAAAAA) Yeah, that sounds WONDERFUL! Well you can’t! (gasp) YOU!! Anyway, you have half an hour to finish, so get to it! Chop-chop! Okay, team! Let’s get started on this pizza! Since I’m the only one trained with “Proper Educate” here, I elect myself for being the leader of this challenge! Any OBJECTions? (haha i funny) Fine by me! Where do we start, Neat Freak? I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. Well, you responded to me, so, you CLEARLY did. Anyway, Suitcase, Knife, Nickel and Box; We need water, flour, sugar, salt, and yeast. Go. Sure thing! On it! But first…. Wash your hands. Oh, okay. (suitcase you don’t have hands) What would you like me to do? Oh, right, we trust you now. Here, Balloon! You can help me get the flour! Oh, okay. Now, we need the cheese. Wow, that was a CHEESY thing to say! Haha, get it? Cause it’s cheese? Wow, I think you get less funny every episode. (oooooh) I got this grater, now where do we get the cheese? You’re looking at it! :O Haha, oh, come on guys! That’s not a GRATE idea! Haha, get it? (facepalm) GET. HIM. (O O F) Ow! Oh, c’mon guys! That’s DEGRATING! (agh my ears) Can’t you just let me hold on to a SHRED of dignity? Haha! (agh my ears x2) Hey, make sure to shred the part where his mouth is. This is NACHO best idea, Soap! (rip leg) Hey, where’s my knee? WHERE’S MY KNEE?! Hey, team! I came up with, like, the most supery, poopery, dupery, (snake sounds??) idea of all time! We’re gonna make a Cookie Pizza! – THAT’S. THE DUMBEST IDEA. I’VE EVER HEARD. Like, a pizza… But the dough is cookie dough! And the cheese is shredded chocolate! And, who’s ever heard of a Candy Pizza (candy?) without an egg for protein? HEY! There’s something LIVING inside there!! Are you out of your mind?! Lightbulb, this isn’t even a pizza. It’s just a TERRIBLE idea. (ooooh) Well, that’s a little rude. You’re pretty judgemental. Just because Test Tube is a test tube, you think she’s good at science? Which she is, but that’s beside the matter. And I’m a Lightbulb, and I’ve bright ideas, but still! Lightbulb, I don’t see where you’re going with this… And what about you? You’re a paintbrush, and girl, (or guy :P) I ain’t see you paint NOTHING! (OOOOH) (gasp) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! YOU NEVER MAKE SENSE!! Every challenge we lose is because of your HORRIBLE leadership! Um, no. We won the last one. Yeah, the only one which you SAT OUT for! (oooh gotcha there) This team could use some… “Colorful” improvement! (please no Cheesy) I say I’M the new captain! yay Ya hear that, Lightbulb? You’ve been replaced. Now go to the Calm-Down Corner. You probably shouldn’t kick me off the team, it’s named after me. Well, I just did. Buh-bye! (rip Lightbulb’s hopes and dreams) Well, there’s no harm in making it anyway. This cookie pizza is gonna rock their socks off! You know, hopefully they’re wearing socks, or this plan could go horribly wrong! (le gasp) Okay, guys. Remember: Half a cup of cheese, not too little, not too much. We need to make it PERFECT! What toppings should we use? No no, no toppings. We don’t want to risk it. Just make it perfectly plain! Hm, I’m not sure why they wanted flowers, but– (smh) Wait! We’re doing this wrong! What do you mean? Soap wanted “Flower”, right? You have “Flower”s! Oh, you’re right! Phew, that could’ve been disastrous! – Hey, hey Yin! – What is it? See that pizza over there? Yes, we’re serving it to the judges! Oh no, we won’t! heha Because I’m gonna EAT IT! Ha! Oh no you’re not! Oh yes I am! Oh no you’re not! x2 Watch me! (om nom) Ewwwww! (buleh) Garbage! We never even cooked it! Okay, guys. I think we have all the– (hiccup?) OUAGH! What have you DONE?!?! Yin ate the entire pizza! No, you! BOTH OF YOU!! GO TO THE CALM-DOWN CORNER!! No, you! No, YOU!! (bye) Hey there, brush full o’ paint! How’s that pizzer goin’? (gasp) Oh, oh Lord! Oh, it’s gone! What now? I- I don’t know.. Whatever! It’s not like YOU did anything to help us! That I did, my friend! (ta-da) (gasp) Well, that’s not even a pizza. That’s just a giant cookie! We’re still doomed! (sure painty) We’re doing good, guys! Now, Box. Where’s the sugar I asked for? Box. Where’s the sugar? WHERE’S THE SUGAR!? If you don’t quit with that attitude of yours RIGHT NOW MISTER….. Not like we need it anyway. We’re running out of time! Our pizza doesn’t look very appetizing…. Don’t worry, I’ll add my secret ingredient! really soapity soap Uh– Ju– REALLY? Time’s up, everyone! Now to introduce our guest judges! Window, Gamey, and Puffball’s Speaker Box! – It’s great to be here! – Yeah, can’t wait to taste the pizza! – I’M StArViNg!! WhErE’S tHe PiZzA? So the four of us will all give a score out of 10, for a total of 40 points. Grand Slams, let’s see your pizza! Here you go! (nom) OOLP (vomits) That’s terrible!! There’s a DAFFODIL in my slice! WHAT?! Why is there a FLOWER in the pizza?! You told me to get a flower! COOKING flour! Well, it’s not too bad. (om nom) Plus, I taste disinfectant. :S What? At least we know they won’t be getting any diseases by eating it! (soap y) Yeah, pizza can harbor dangerous bacteria like E.coli, staphylococcus…. Hey, Test Tube. Yeah? Shut up. (oof) aw Well I’m NOT gonna be a fat slob for once and just NOT eat the pizza. So I give it a 0. It was.. Pretty terrible. I’ll give it a 2. Suitcase ruins everything! I DESPISE her! Well, I feel Suitcase made a forgivable mistake. So I’ll give it a 5, because a 5 seems generous enough. FlOwErS aRe BeAuTiFuL!! I give it a 10! You guys got a 17/40, which is really pathetic. Bright Lights, where’s your pizza? Here’s my pizza! Don’t eat too much, though, it’ll make you puffy! That one’s for you, Puffball! (click x2) Am I the pizza maker or WHAT? (nom) Definitely! I give it a 19! (woa) This is fantastic! 10! I’ve never tasted such a wonderful meal in my life! I love the shredded chocolate! Eh, eh? Absolute 10! My fat slob self loved every last bite. I’ll give it a 10! For a total score of 49/40!! Bright Lights wins again! That’s so unfair! That’s over the total! Doesn’t matter. The pizza was so amazing, I want to eat it a second time! (upchucks then eats again) WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?! WATER you guys thinking? (boo) Get it? Cuz’ I’m gonna pour water on you! (sounds of electrocution) Haha! I’m not electric! Ow!! Everyone, escape while you can! NoBoDy LiKeS iNaNiMaTe InSaNiTy, AnYwAy. (rood) So the Grand Slams are up for their second elimination. Go to inanimateinsanity.com, and click on the vote button for the contestant you, uhhhhhhhh want to vote for! voting ended don’t vote anymore kthxbai So, you guys wanna carpool? Sure! I’m game! I call shotgun!