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tWitch, you know
how you asked me if I knew of any good
food critics online? Well, I found one. This guy, he watches shows,
and he comments on them. I love him so much. Please enjoy. OK, so 7 Up, main ingredient. Mm, marsh– oh, child. That look like some
phlegm up in somebody c [LAUGHS] That’s nasty. Cream cheese? Wait, is this a cheesecake? I thought this was a salad. Where the greens at? Oh, y’all just calling this
a salad because it’s green. Oh, OK, I get it. OK, cherries, you’re gonna
put the cherries in the pot, mix it on up. Oo, crushed pineapple. Oo, child, this look like a
stomachache waiting to happen. [LAUGHTER] Cool Whip? Oh, that must be
for the frosting. Hold on! Mayonnaise? Uh-uh, I know y’all not
putting Mayonnai– no, you not about to mix
this stuff all together. [LAUGHS] Oh, no! Jesus, take the wheel! [LAUGHTER] Oh, look at that mess. That is the ugliest
concoction I’da never seen. “It’s a Mother Thing”? Oh, baby, I’m calling
child protective services. You better not feed no kids
no mess looking like that. Y’all have lost your mind. Absolutely not! [APPLAUSE] I love him. Oh! I loved him so much. His name is Kalen Allen. And Kalen, if you’re
watching– and you should be– I want you to come here. Call me. Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me
getting scared, or saying embarrassing things, like
ball-peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen and
other celebrities, if you’re into that sort of thing. [SHOUTS] [BLEEP] God! [BLEEP]

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