Homer Redesigns The Kitchen

Marge, I don’t wanna buy this house. I’d have to live next door to myself. *Loud music* *Loud music* Turn that down! *Loud Music* Screw you! *Boing* DAHH *Thinking to self* Relax, we’re just looky loos, we’re only here to compare our life style to our neighbors Oh, come on marge, it’s not fair to compare us to an American household *Marge Gasp* It’s so beautiful! and modern *A Marge ooooooh* a Sub Zero Fridge! A slightly colder fridge?! In my life time? Amazing! *Beer opening* This is the kitchen I’ve always wanted! *Marge Gasp plus Marge Oooooh* A bread maker maker! *DOING* *Technology noises* And check this out! A walk in Microwave *Popcorn noises* Hey Marge can you press stop when my Popcorn’s done? *Fire effects* Ah oh *Marge Humming* *Breaking sound effect* *BOING* (Thought I’d forget about that one didn’t you? *More breaking sound effects* *Marge Gasp* *Ripping noises* *Marge Gasp* (Yes it was necessary to get all those written down in the subtitles) *Marge whining* Homie, when I married you, I knew we wouldn’t live in luxury. And I kept that vow *Table dies* But seeing that kitchen today, made me wish we had something a little better for ourselves I’ll build you a new kitchen, sweaty (Yes that was purpose don’t correct me in the comments) Aowh, Homie, that’s so thoughtful. But maybe we should hire a professional contractor A CONTRACTOR!? Those guys are the biggest crooks around They charge for materials and labour. Pick one! Jerks *Homer humming* *Hmp* *Homer murders wall* *Hits electricity thingy* EJAHHEH UEAHEAURWEBHFDEWKH *BANG* MAN, that hurt And now do the exact same thing again! *Hits electricity thing again* UFOIWELKHGFWEGEKWHF *BOING* Maybe, you should turn off the power *Scoff* Alright>.>*Homer murders yet another wall* Don’t demolish along the way>:( Fine>.🙁 WOAW, Play Dudes! Let the blossoming of Milhouse begin! I gotta be honest, I don’t see what all the hub bub is about Hey!, the lady in this picture is HAWT She can calamine my hives any time That’s congress woman Bella Abzug Chow Bella Grown ups in this magazine are pretty cool. I could make the treehouse look like this. Then we can have orgies whatever they are We’ll be play dude play mates! ♪WE ARE PLAY DUDE PLAY MATES♪ ♪WE ARE PLAY DUDE PLAY MATES♪ There it is! Nice and smooth! I’d like to see your boyfriend the contractor do a better job I think you used too much plaster *Scoff* Now you tell me I never stopped telling you So, that’s what that white noise was I’m calling a contractor *Marge using her muscles to smash through the plaster* *DRAMATIC MUSIC* Thanks for taking the job I’m sorry, my husband is being so difficult *Homer attempts to murder the Contractor* GET LOST, CROOK! That’s alright Mrs Simpson Many husbands feel emasculated when their wife must turn to a professional to satisfy her remodelling needs. *Homer thinking of ways to murder the contractor* Why don’t you just kiss her>:( I’m gay BUT I have a sub contractor that does that sort of thing for me I like toah kissah *Kisses the air* Now, don’t you worry, Your kitchen will be done in three weeks *Two years later* HE LIED When Virginia Wolf wrote every woman needs a room of one zone, she MUST of been talking about the kitchen What’s the first thing you’re gonna make in your new kitchen? How about cooking up some money, because this stupid kitchen cost a hundred thousand dollars *Homer crying* I was thinking of chicken wings Those are good too ;D THE END

100 thoughts on “Homer Redesigns The Kitchen

  1. $100,000 for only remodeling the kitchen? They got ripped off big time. Especially considering the foundation repair only cost them $8000.

  2. Yep…you know this was after the show had peaked for sure and got horrible. Anything after Season 10 is pretty much garbage. I was 5 when the show started, so I literally grew up as a kid watching it. By the time Season 10 came around I was half way through High School, and stuff like Family Guy just had come out, South Park had been on a few years and the idea of comedy was changing at the time and Simpsons couldn't keep up.

    There wasn't a single scene in this clip that even made me crack a smile. It was all just super dumb. Sadly this isn't even at the point the show became completely unwatchable. It's something that just is complete shit. It's amazing how the 90's Simpsons was, some episodes (a lot actually) made you laugh all the way through. Episodes like Bart ditching school and Skinner stalking him like a Terminator, the "all you can eat" seafood episode, and Krustyland. The writing was so clever and smart, even though it was ridiculous it wasn't anywhere near how it became.

  3. The irony is their kitchen has more personality than that modernist bullshit kitchen. It feels so sterile and lifeless. This comparison can also be used for the current animation style of the systems.

  4. >When Virginia Woolf said that every woman needs a room to herself, she must have been talking about the kitchen!
    I am DYING

  5. “Oh come Marge it’s not fair to compare our house to an American household” no matter how old I may get those subtle jokes and commentary are always what makes these funny to me lol

  6. If he had to get rid of those Playdudes, and they're several decades old, he could just sell them. They're probably worth a fortune.

  7. I remember reading an article that listed 10 simpsons episodes outside the golden age that were just as good as it and this one was on it. This scene alone I can totally see why. Funny stuff.

  8. Homer "I'll build you kitchen sweetie"

    Takes a thought of homers history

    The spice rack
    The wonderbat
    Bart's Clown Crib
    The swimming pool that ended up a barn (Homer "Is a pool yet" Amish "tis a fine barn but sure tis no pool English"
    Homer "dohth")
    His own car that crippled his brother Merv

  9. “playdudes”
    or “playboy”

    It’s such a Gay name for a company and yet they’re a dumb hetero company instead of one for Men. It’s so stupid.

  10. The only room I care about in any house.
    Seller- Well, there's a hole in the wall in the bedroom, the sink in the 2nd bathroom doesn't work, and it needs new windows.
    Me- Wow, what a piece of 💩.
    Seller- But it has a newly renovated kitchen with a large fridge, two ovens, and a large pantry.
    Me- Sold!

  11. I love how everyone is calling this classic Simpsons but this way past the golden age. Tbh the later episodes have their moments and this is one of them

  12. That breadmaker maker joke really took the wind out of my sails. It just fell so flat . In the old days little gags like that were the Simpsons lifeblood. Now they just throw whatever at the wall and hope something sticks

  13. I take it nobody noticed the "the girls of kent state" Playdude cover with them kneeling down next to a dead dude 0_0

  14. I remember the first time I watched this I laughed so hard at the walk in microwave and marges dress tearing when you expected the fridge door to break.

    The show was still good in the early to mid 2000s.

  15. U wanna die soon homer??? Want to experiment send one more video clowning and u will see the power of the jungle…

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