– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND …
– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND …
– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING
MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE,
AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI
WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE
A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE,
WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS THAT GONNA COMPLETE
YOUR ORDER, SIR? – YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME GAUGE THE ROOM. UH, GUYS, ARE WE GONNA WANT
ANOTHER PIZZA? LET ME JUST–WHO’S HUNGRY?
SHOW OF HANDS. LET ME SEE ‘EM. ONE, TWO, THREE.
KEEP ‘EM UP. FOUR, FIVE, SIX. – AH, HAVING A PARTY.
[chuckling] – YUP.
PRETTY BIG ONE TOO. COME ON, GUYS,
KEEP ‘EM UP. HUGO, SUMMER?
HANDS? FOOD? YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET’S PLAY IT SAFE. LET’S GET ANOTHER PIE
WITH HAM, PINEAPPLE. – ALL RIGHT, HAM– OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA NEED
CHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD? – GOOD QUESTION.
I’LL GAUGE THE ROOM. HEY, GUYS, DO WE WANT
CHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD? OKAY, YEESH. THAT IS A RESOUNDING YES FOR CHEESY CRUST
ON THE THIRD. CLAIRE SAYS YOU READ HER MIND. – CLAIRE, HUH?
I LIKE THAT NAME. – IT’S A GOOD ONE. OH, ALSO, MY BOY ANDY OVER HERE
IS SAYING YOU HAVE SOMETHING
CALLED CHICKEN POPPERS. – IS SHE CUTE? – UH, WHO’S THAT AND WHAT NOW? – CLAIRE.
– OH. HER BODY’S LIKE A FOUR.
ANYWAY, WE WOULD ALSO– – WELL, H-HOW DO YOU MEAN? – HA, LET’S JUST SAY
SHE’S KIND OF A BIG GIRL. – THAT’S ALL GOOD. THAT’S ALL SUPERFICIAL, MAN.
I LIKE CLAIRE FOR WHAT’S INSIDE. – YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW CLAIRE. – YO, BUT FOR REAL THOUGH, I FEEL LIKE
I DO KNOW CLAIRE, MAN. PUT ME ON THE PHONE
WITH HER. – UH…YOU DON’T NEED
TO SPEAK TO CLAIRE. – NO, I DO. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU, MAN. I…[bleep] HER. – OH! OH, I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T MEAN TO GET
IN BETWEEN YOU GUYS. – NO, IT’S QUITE ALL RIGHT. ‘TWAS A WHILE AGO… BEFORE SHE BLIMPED UP. MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND’S LIV. BODY, TEN.
FACE, TEN. BUT ANYWAY, CLAIRE–YEAH.
I HIT THAT SEXUALLY. AND, UH, AS DID MY BOY HUGO. HELL, EVEN BUBBA GOT
SOME OF THAT. SO JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW,
USED GOODS, USED GOODS. – SO YOU WOULDN’T CARE
IF I ASKED HER OUT? – WELL…
LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. HEY, CLAIRE, THIS GUY
FROM THE PIZZA PLACE WANTS TO DATE YOU.
TOO POOR? ALL RIGHT,
I’LL LET HIM DOWN EASY. – WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO. TELL HER THAT, NO,
I’M NOT A RICH MAN. BUT I’M A GOOD MAN. TELL HER,
“CLAIRE, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY. “AND I BELIEVE
THAT WE’VE ALWAYS KNOWN “THAT OUR SOUL MATE
WAS OUT THERE. “THE MOMENT THAT WE HAD
THAT UNSPOKEN CONNECTION “ABOUT THE CHEESY CRUST… “I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE
ALWAYS THE ONE. “BECAUSE–AND I KNOW
THIS SOUNDS CORNY– “BUT THAT MOMENT… “WAS JUST LIKE… SIMPLE.” – WOW. YOU REALLY DO CARE
ABOUT CLAIRE. – I DO. – OH, MY GOD!
CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT! – WHAT?
NO! – OH! IT JUST CAME
THROUGH THE WINDOW. IT WAS A BULLET.
IT HIT HER IN THE NECK. OH, CLAIRE’S DOWN!
SHE’S DEAD! SHE’S DEAD!
I’M CALLING THE COPS! SHE’S DEAD! – CLAIRE! NOOOO! – CHINESE IT IS.
– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, …
– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT
TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs]
JEEZ. – WHAT?
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE.
TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT?
PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” [phone chimes] – “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” “WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE”? WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? “DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?” – “DO YOU EVEN WANT
TO HANG OUT?” OH, THAT’S CONSIDERATE. “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER.” – “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER”? FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, “YOU…” – “ARE FUCKING PRICELESS.” AWW.
“YOU’RE THE…” – “ONE WHO’S FUCKING PRICELESS”? THIS M– THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO–
OKAY, MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
OKAY. “YOU WANT TO GO…” – “RIGHT NOW?” HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. [clears throat] “OKAY…” – “OKAY, LET’S GO”? HE SAID OKA–
“OKAY, LET’S GO”? ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
“YOU WANT TO REALLY…” – “DO THIS NOW?”
KEEGAN, YOU NUT. YOU’RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. – “FUCK YEAH, LET’S DO IT”? OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! – “FIRST ROUND’S MINE.” – OH, NO!
OH, NO! THERE AIN’T GONNA BE
NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT’S GONNA BE
A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A– – ♪ ‘CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA
PARTY AND THE PARTY DON’T STOP ♪ – YOU! – BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND’S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET
FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT– WHAT’S THAT? – UH, I-I GOT YOU
A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. – FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC
JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
(screaming) – [Both] Three, two, one. – No! – Yeah! – Dude, I have to eat Spam. No, I have to make a Spam smoothie because you guys challenged us to …
(screaming) – [Both] Three, two, one. – No!
– Yeah! – Dude, I have to eat Spam. No, I have to make a Spam smoothie because you guys challenged us to do the Halloween smoothie challenge. One is a delicious item,
like a caramel apple and one is a terrible item, like Spam. – Bro, that smells so bad. – Oh, no. – I can’t, why? You ready, three. – Are we doing it at the same time? – Yeah.
– All right. – Two, one. (squealing) – I didn’t even get the apple. Bro, are you good? You can’t even get it out. Bro. – Yeet! (can clunking on the floor) – Bro, you dented our floor. (gagging) – And at the end of this, we’re gonna be blending up the weirdest
smoothies in the world and then, drinking them,
so stick around for that, but right now we are on to the next round. Let’s go. For the next ingredient,
Devan, you get to choose. Do you wanna keep them or switch them. – Ooh, I get to choose? I wanna switch them. – Switch them? – Yep.
– All right. So, yours has a spoon, which
means it’s either really good or really bad.
– Oh, no. – Here we go, are you ready? – I’ve got a bad feeling about this. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yes!
– No! – I get to do pumpkin spice cupcakes. – Aw, Mayonnaise? – [Collins] Well, there’s your spoon. – That looks so good. (angelic music) – Bro, cupcakes. (kissing noises) – Can we switch? – You had your chance earlier and you had a good thing in front of you, but you messed it up. – I don’t even wanna smell it. The smell of mayonnaise
and Spam mixed together. I can’t even describe it. – You might wanna mix
it up a little bit, bro. – I wanna mix it up.
– The top has gotten crusty. (mayonnaise squishing) Ew, the sound! (squealing) Ready? – No. – All right, so you take your bite, I’m gonna chuck it up and I’m
gonna catch it in my mouth ‘cuz I’m coordinated. – Three, two, one. Oh, my gosh, is it that bad? (screaming and gagging) Ow! Ow! You gotta kinda first dangle. – You need to add a lot
to counter that Spam. – Yeah, for sure. I wanna take my smoothie
to the next level. Usually you would remove the
cupcake from its wrapping. – No. (laughing) – My bad. Bro, this is legit. They’re, like, sticking to the sides. (coughing) It’s like a wall of cupcakes. – I know. – Woo hoo! – Oh! All right, Collins, it is your turn. Do you wanna keep it or switch it? – I don’t wanna run into a trick. I only want the treat. I’m gonna keep it. – You’re gonna keep it, all right. – I have no idea if that
was the right decision. – All right. – [Both] Three, two, one. – No! Wait, what? Soy sauce? At first, I was like, Coca
Cola in a weird bottle. – Dude, this is literally almond milk pumpkin spice with
cinnamon, limited edition. The edition, it’s limited. – You know what, I’m just
gonna pretend it’s a nice Coca Cola cold beverage. – Yeah, that’s not gonna work. Ready, set, go. (coughing) – So salty! – Dude, mine’s delicious. – Bro! (coughing) – Okay, bro, you need. – No! How’s yours? – Dude, mine’s so good. Devan, your drink needs a liquid base. – No.
– You need a liquid base. – No, I’ll hope for a better liquid base. – Dude, look at just the color of it. It looks as good as it tastes, man. I mean, it tastes as good as it looks. It just tastes really good. Oh, yeah.
– That looks really full. – Oh, yeah. Yeet! My smoothie is actually starting
to look really delicious until I remember there’s
a big chunk of Spam in it, but right now, for the next ingredient, Devan, do you wanna keep it or switch it? – You know what, I had some
bad luck with switching it. – All right.
– So, I’m gonna switch it. – What? That makes no sense. – [Both] Three, two, one. – No! – [Collins] Dude, two onions. – Bro! – I get, like, a lovely, little pie. Oh, my gosh, man. I am loving this challenge. – Not happy about this. – All right, so I guess– How do I eat my– (spitting) I think I had some onion
residue on my hands. – I’ll probably cry. – Yeah, if Devan starts
crying at some point, guys, just know it’s been a very
emotional day for him. – No, it’s the onion. – It has nothing to do with the onion. – It’s the onion.
– Don’t hold it close to me, please.
– Don’t believe him. – [Collins] There we go,
there we go, there we go. I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, here we go. – I don’t even wanna know. – Dude! It’s so good! – I’m sure it’s amazing. – Oh, my god. I will, with pleasure, man. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, it’s too much (sputtering words) – Meanwhile, I have finally
finished peeling my onion. – Oh, dude. My eyes are gonna start watering. I can smell it. That’s so potent.
– Tell me about it. – I’ve got funky Spam breath and now, you’re gonna have onion breath. Oh, my gosh.
– Three. Like and apple. Two. This is not gonna taste like an apple. One.
– Wait, wait, wait. First, we have a five
second challenge for you. We wanna see if you can
subscribe to this channel and turn on the channel post
notifications in five seconds. – Yep
– Are you ready. – [Both] Five, four, three two one, done – If you did that, leave a comment below, Keyper squad, right now. And Devan, it’s time to eat your onion. – All right, here we go. – Oh, my gosh. (onion crunching) Oh, my gosh! – All right, on to the other one. – Holy cow, you just did that, bro. Are you okay?
(screaming) – No. – Bro, yours looks so good. – That came in so loud out of nowhere, I was like what? – The fate is in your hands. – Okay.
– Will you get a bad one or a good one? – I’ll switch it, bro. – [Both] All right, here we go. Three, two, one. – Yeah! – No! I got New England clam chowder. – My first good one in a million years. – Wait, wait, wait. Are these, like, candy corn peeps? – [Devan] Are they? – [Collins] Whoa! – It’s got like it’s
dipped in white chocolate. Oh, my goodness. – And these ones here are
dipped in regular chocolate. – Hey, don’t touch it. It’s mine. Ew.
– Oh, no. – I’m so glad I didn’t get that. Oh, bro!
(shouting) Move it over there. I don’t wanna smell it.
– Okay. – Should I just eat mine now? – Yeah, let’s go for it.
– All right, cool. Ooh, oh, this looks so good! Mmm! – How is it? – So good! – Yo! Why is it so chunky? (bell chiming) – Bro, it’s chunky! It’s looking mad funky. You ready? – Oh, I’m so happy I’m not doing this. – I need a bigger spoonful too, ‘cuz it’s gotta go ham.
(laughing) (rim shot sound effect) Okay, three, two, one. – Ooh! Oh, I feel so bad for you, but I’m so happy I didn’t
get it, at the same time. – All right, we’re gonna add.
– All right. – Oh! – I’m adding all of mine. – Ugh! Why? For the next ingredient, Devan, do you wanna keep ’em or switch ’em? I think you should switch it ‘cuz you’ve had amazing luck with that. – I’m actually gonna switch
it ‘cuz there’s no chance it’s gonna happen three times, right? – All right, something’s
green on your side. – Three, two.
– I’m so nervous. – One.
– Really? – No!
(Collins cheering) Three times! – I thought for sure there was no way you were gonna switch it ‘cuz every time you
switched it, it was bad. – What are the chances? – Wasabi peas! (laughing) I got fall flavored Skittles,
M&Ms, and, like, big M&Ms. Oh, my gosh. Blessed. Wasabi peas, those are gonna be terrible. – These are gonna be spicy, and terrible, and all of the above. (sniffing) Oh! – I’m gonna try all three of my flavors, and then, you can eat your wasabi peas. – All right. – Wasabi peas. (laughing) – Oh! – Oh, yeah! Candy corn M&Ms, bro. This is just, oh, my gosh, my lucky day. (muffled talking with mouth full) – [Devan] You know it’s good when you can’t understand Collins. – This is the best day I’ve ever had. The best wish ever. And, to complete the
trifecta of deliciousness, pumpkin pie M&Ms. (laughing) I mean, these are delicious, bro. Oh, my gosh. I missed all of them.
– You missed all of them. – Bro! Yeet! It fell out of my mouth. – That yeet went nowhere. – That yeet was not yeet-eee. Is my tongue weird? (laughing) – It looks very orange. It’s like a pumpkin tongue. – Yeah! – Here we go, the moment
that I’m not excited about. Three, two, one. – Wait, wait, wait, wait. First, we have a three second
like challenge, right now. Can you like this video in three seconds? Here we go, are you ready? – [Both] Three, two, one, done – All right, there we go. (peas crunching) – Oh! Oh! (screaming) Whoa! – Dude, I can smell the wasabi. It’s like singeing me, bro. – It’s all over my lips. Oh! Onto the next one. – Onto the next one? Are you good? – No! – Yeah, yeah, put some M&Ms, yeah. Open up your mouth, bro. I’ve got M&Ms right here. – Oh, the combination! – The combination’s bad? It’s like a weird food combination, right? (screaming) Bro, so far you have not been
doing good with switching it, but I have, so I’m gonna switch it. Every time we switch, it’s been fantastic. – Oh, no.
– Here we go. – [Both] Three, two, one. – No!
(Collins laughing) – What if I did this? What is it? – Oh, it’s cat food! No! I can already smell this. – And, we have no idea
what’s under what tray, so the fact that I’ve
gotten all the good ones, this is so funny! Dude, I even got sugar cookies. (laughing) Bro, get that away from my cookies. – It smells even worse than the last one and the one before that
and the one before that and the one before that. You look like you’re enjoying it so much. I just wanna experience
that just one time. Please? I just want some of these crumbs. – No!
– What? – Do not eat my crumbs. Eat your cat food – Oh, no.
– Dude, I can’t believe you’ve gotten all the bad ones. – Same, dude. Same. – [Collins] Dude, what
are those red chunks? – I don’t even wanna know. – Bro, the consistency of the
liquid is like mucus, bro. – Don’t even mention it.
– Like, I’m getting sick just looking at it. I can’t even look. That’s disgusting.
– Don’t even mention it. My stomach’s already queasy. Are you ready? – Yeah. – All right here we go.
– Yeah. – Three, two. One. (grunting) – Oh, my gosh. – So gross. It’s so gross.
– It’s so gross? Yo, guys, Devan is a trooper. Like you’ve don all the worst
things in this entire video. – I know, I can’t believe it and this smoothie is gonna
be the worst of it all. – I know. I’m gonna make a little cookie tower ‘cuz I have sugar
cookies and I get to make a cookie tower, now. – That’s great. Oh, it’s so gross. – So, Devan.
– Yeah? – The moment of truth, do you wanna keep it or switch it because we know what’s happened every time you’ve switched it, so
what do you wanna do? – There is no chance, no chance it’s gonna happen for, what is this, the fourth or fifth time? – I don’t know.
– I don’t know, I’m switching it.
– Switching it? All right.
– I’m doing it. I’m doing it. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yes! – Yeet! – No, uh uh. You don’t get to do that, fam. – You gotta eat it.
– Dude, my smoothie does not need broccoli. – You gotta eat that. You go retrieve your yeet. – All right. – These are dark sea salt
caramel marshmallows. – That sounds delicious. – Carrots, I like carrots.
– Yeah. – Mmm. – Kids, eat your vegetables. – How is it? – I think I got used to all the sugar, so there’s definitely no sugar. I mean, hey, I like vegetables, so, yeah. I’m gonna need a healthy food after all the candy I’ve been eating. That’s for sure. – Oh! Yeah! No! There we go, it’s out. – Oh, my gosh. It’s got sea salt on it. – I love this. – [Collins] That looks so good. – I can’t wait. I’m so ready. Mmm. I want this moment to last forever. – That looks so delicious! – Well, it is, so, be jealous. – His eyes are closed it’s so good, man. He’s just enjoying it so much. (buzzer) – All right, here we go. Time to add it in. – Oh, that looks so good. – No!
(bell chiming) Get that out of there. Yeet. All right, Collins, it is your turn. Do you wanna keep it or switch it? – Bro, I’m feeling spontaneous. I’m gonna keep it. – Okay. – Okay. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yeah!
– No! – This is awesome!
– You know what it is? Like, are you, like,
sneaking a peek before. – No, I promise. I literally have no
idea what’s under these. – What is going on? – And you got mustard. Yellow mustard. Oh, my gosh, bro. What do I have? I got apple pie and pumpkin pie. Dude. Oh, I have an idea! So, I’m gonna peel one apart and I’m gonna create a super Oreo. – A double decker. – [Collins] With two different flavors. – [Devan] Oh, that’s cool – I’ve got innovation in my finger tips. This is apple pie and pumpkin pie Oreo. Come on, you can’t eat all my Oreos. Come on. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. – How is it?
– Mmm! Bro!
– What? – Together they burst into
flavors all over again (explosion noises) – You’re really into
the bursting of flavors. – With pleasure. (giggling) – All right, it is my turn to have some mustard.
– Squirt it in your mouth, bro.
– I will, I will. I can’t believe it. Why? (mustard squirting) (laughing) – Bro, you got mustard
all over your shirt. That’s, like, never gonna come out. Ever. We are on to the next one, Devan. I am so sorry. Now, your shirt’s ruined,
your smoothie’s ruined, your day is gonna be ruined next. Let’s go. So far, Devan, you have had (coughing) Right now, Devan, the choice is yours. Do you wanna keep it or switch it? – You know what, I’ve
switched it every single time and something bad has happened. – Yep. – I’m going to keep it for the first time in
this entire challenge. – Are you sure? – No, I’m not ‘cuz this could be my downfall, but we’ll find out. Ready?
– All right. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yeah!
– No! – Yes, yes, yes!
– No. – [Spongebob] One hour later. – Yeah! I learned from my mistakes and I got a good one. – [Collins] I got cat treats. – Yes! – These are treats for cats. – Yes! – What are they though? What are those? – [Devan] They’re pumpkin
spice marshmallows. I don’t know. – Are they delicious? – Oh, my gosh. It’s like a cloud. A cinnamon cloud. – Bro, you know cats, man. I don’t know where I was
going with that sentence. I was like, you know cats, man, and then, just stopped. It says these are not suitable for humans. All right, we got to
move on to the next one, can’t eat these, it says not suitable for humans. (bag crinkling) Dude, these are tiny! Look at these little things, man. They’re like little cereal things. – How is it? Bro, you gotta do more than that. Come on, come on. There you go. (screaming) (kibble crunching) – Oh! (muffled speech) – Okay. All right, bro, it is your turn. Do you wanna keep it or switch it? – See, man, I’m feeling saucy right now and right now, I’m gonna keep it. – You’re gonna keep it.
– Yes. – All right, here we go. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yeah, wait. – Yeah! What is that? – It’s cold brew, pure black. – [Collins] Coffee? – I guess. I’ve literally never seen this before. – I got pumpkin butter, bro. – I gotta, oh, man. Look at that. Smell that! – It kinda smells like baby food and reminds me of all those
times we’ve had baby food. – It’s called pumpkin butter, Devan. (sniffing)
Oh, my goodness. That is intense. – Oh, I can smell it from over here. – Woo! – I’ll go first and then, you go – All right.
– ‘Cuz I wanna see how hyper you get after the coffee. All right.
(chuckling) (dramatic sting) – Remind you of baby food? Yeah. Yes. The tides have turned. In a sneak attack. It was a little sneak attack. It was like, oh, this is a
great one, pumpkin butter, but no, fam. It’s like baby food is gross. (gagging) Oh, this is good. I need a liquid base for my smoothie, so I’m actually excited about this. – I literally just said that. – Dude, your drink needs a liquid base. – Oh.
– Yeah. – All right, here we go. Ready?
– Yeah. – Three, two, one. Hmm. – Is it good? – It actually tasted like water, at first. – Really? – And then, I just have an
aftertaste of coffee beans. – So, I’m gonna add my pumpkin butter. Oh! That’s too much! All right, Devan, so, I
guess you can use that as your liquid base. So, Devan’s gonna have,
like, a coffee version of a weird smoothie. So, Devan, you’ve now had a few good ones. You’ve been able to taste the glory, you had the treat, not the trick, so what do you wanna do right now? You wanna keep it or switch it? ‘Cuz I have a feeling, this
one is gonna be pretty intense. – Bro, I have no idea, but right now, I feel like
the caffeine kinda kicked in and I’m a little, little,
little bit hyper right now. I don’t even know which one I wanna go. I wanna keep it ‘cuz that’s been doing a good job for me, so I’m gonna keep it. – All right.
– So, here we go. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yeah! Yeah! – [Collins] Sriracha hot sauce. – Woo hoo! – I hope you never go to Starbucks ever. (laughing) – Geeze. Yeet! – Mmm! – Is it good? – Oh, my, bro, better than you can even– – Dude, I wanna.
– Uh uh! No.
– Yes, yes. – Nope. Uh uh. – No, I wanna try a little bit. Stop, okay! I should not challenge Devan while he’s crazy hyper off of coffee. – No! No.
– Yep. – Can’t do that. (giggling) – Bro, your teeth are all blue. – I know what’s going on. You cannot yeet this away from me. No, fam. Bro, is my tongue blue? Is it blue?
– Yeah, it’s blue. – All right, cool. – Stick your tongue out
and close your eyes. – No, I won’t. No, uh uh! – All right, here we go. Three, oh, no, two, one. – No, fam Squeeze it.
(Collins shouting) Squeeze it.
(Collins shouting) – Ow, ow, ow! It burns, it burns, it burns. Why would you do that? You got it in my face. Why would you do that? Ow! Dude! – Bro, I’m so sorry. – That was so close to my eye. – I thought it would just
go right in your mouth. You, like, moved it as I squeezed it. – My face is kinda,
like, on fire right now. – Hands away, I won’t do anything. – Thank you. – Bro, you’ve gotta put more on. That’s, like, nothing. – Ow, ow! Oh, Jesus! – Really, bro? – Okay, it burns, it burns. I would never do well on hot ones, bro ‘cuz I have a terrible
spice pain tolerance bro. So, this, right now, is the final round. The final ingredient to complete
our masterpiece smoothies. Both of them have kinda
gone off the deep end. Mine, definitely not
as much as Devan’s has. – Nope. – It’s my choice if I wanna
keep ’em or switch ’em. So far, switching them
has never been good, but I’m gonna switch them right now. – All right. – I’m switching. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Yeah! – [Collins] Pork rinds. – Standing ovation. Standing ovation. – No.
– Thank you so much, Collins. Your service to me has
been well recognized and received.
– What are? – Thank you. – Pickled in vinegar solution. – Oh, I can smell it. So, these are pumpkin spice soft caramels. Oh, yes. Mmm. Wow.
(gagging) – Oh, I’m not looking forward to this. This whole thing was going so good, and then, now it’s going,
oh, my gosh, so badly. What even is a pork rind? – I don’t know.
– What is it? I know it has something to do with pork, but what is a rind? You ready? – Yep. – Three, two. Oh, and by the way, this was suggested by the Instagram Keyper of the Week. So, shout out to you and if you want to be shouted out as the Instagram
Keyper of the Week, check the description down
below to find out how. All right. – What? – Bro, it’s like so salty. – As good or better than you expected? – Worse. – Worse. – So much worse. Oh, so bad. I don’t even wanna add this. – [Devan] You got the item. – Now I gotta add a
couple more pork rinds in. That’s it, that’s it, that’s it. – See, I would say I would feel bad, but I really don’t because
I’ve gotten so many bad ones. – And now, the moment
you’ve all been waiting for. Time to blend it and then, drink it. And guys, fun fact, we got better blenders because we keep breaking our other ones. So, these ones are supposed to be, like, some crazy, heavy-duty blenders. Well, hopefully they work
and hopefully they can blend up the madness
we put inside of here. – [Devan] Yeah, right? – I told you guys,
we’re not messing around with the blenders for
this smoothie challenge. All right, just flip a switch, I guess. – All right. No, that didn’t work. – Nothing.
– No, that didn’t work. (screaming) I hear the cucumber. Oh, man! – Let me smell.
– It smells so bad. (gagging) Why doesn’t the onion wanna go down? It’s not going down at all. Well, that was a fail. – Bro.
– Bro. – Watch how this thing goes. It goes, like, in a second. You ready?
– Yeah. – [Both] Three, two, one. (record scratching) – What the heck?
– What? Press it up.
– Oh, geeze! Whoa! – Dude, I hear all the dog treats. – It’s the Spam and the treats, man. The treats! (blender grinding) What the heck is in there? Maybe it’s, like, the
paper from the cupcakes. – Oh, that’s right. (screaming) Look at this, dude. – [Collins] You ready? I’m gonna pour a little bit in. (screaming) Oh, my gosh! – [Devan] Oh, marshmallow! – Marshmallow. (laughing) I think because of all the coffee, yours is way more liquid-y than mine is. – Yeah, mine’s like a cube. It’s like a cube of ice. – Mine looks like pudding. All right, bro, we’re about to drink this and if you want to be shouted
out in the next video, comment down below, what are some foods that we should put in a smoothie in the next smoothie challenge that we do? This is either gonna taste
delicious or disgusting. – [Both] Three, two, one. – Hmm. Hmm. (gagging) (screaming) – If you guys wanna see another video, click right over here and right now you have five
seconds to click right here. You ready? Five, four, three, two, one. Oh, that’s so bad! All right, love you, bye! (screaming)
(upbeat music) – What is up, party people. I’ve spent the last six months, staving off mobs of rabid fans, dozens of them, and they all ask the same question. When …
(upbeat music) – What is up, party people. I’ve spent the last
six months, staving off mobs of rabid fans, dozens of them, and they all ask the same question. When will candid competition return? The answer, right the (bleep) now. (theme music) – [Narrator] Candid competition. – [Zach] We’ve decided to challenge five fast food pizza chains to find out who makes the best custom-pizza. – Pizza, Pizza, whoah! – The catch, they don’t
know they’re competing. They don’t even know
they’re in this video. We’re just gonna roll
up to five pizza spots with a hidden camera and a photo of me, and ask them to recreate my face using the toppings of their choice. – [Miles] I’ll pay for
the most expensive pizza you guys have, if you will
make this pizza of his face. – Each pizza artist will deliver here tomorrow at the same exact time. All on a brand new episode
of candid competition. Beauty is in the pie of the beholder. (upbeat music) Also, I’m lactose intolerant. Our competitors today are Pizza Hut, Domino’s, Papa John’s, Little Caesars, and Walmart. This is Rachel, our producer. Rachel you had some questions
about the episode, right? – I heard your filming
candid competition again. – [Zach] Right, we’re
gonna give them a photo and then we’re gonna have them
choose toppings to make me. – They’re not gonna make photos on pizza. – It’s like how a cake person
could draw Zach out of icing. – [Rachel] Cake companies do
that, but pizza places don’t. – Well, that’s why it’s a competition. We’re gonna be judging our competitors on three categories: taste, delivery time, and most importantly, customization. Obviously, pineapple is everyone’s favorite pizza ingredient,
so that is essential, we must have pineapple on this pizza. A couple little bonus
things, we’re gonna tell them that I’m insecure about my hairline, so to make it look really nice and full. (Rachel laughing) – [Keith] A little extra spinach on top. (laughing) – That is too much. – We’re gonna tell them
all the same time tomorrow. – You can’t add another factor. – [Zach] Well, there are three factors. – [Keith] Yeah, you can – I think we’re ready. – Please don’t get pizza people fired. – Okay, noted. (theme music) – [Narrator] Candid competition. – It’s time to get us some pizzas. Actually, growing up I didn’t
really go to fast food pizza. We had a place called Italian Village, and we also had Amore, and I lived five minutes from both of them. So, I’m coming in a real blank slate here. I’m really here to
decide once and for all, who make the best pizza. – Okay, so you’re gonna go in, and you’re gonna show them this photo, and you’re going to say,
Hey, Papa John’s employee, can you please make a
pizza with my face on it. – No, that would be a
terrible idea, Zach’s famous. – [Miles] So, what do
you want us to tell them? – [Zach] Here’s the deal, Miles. We want you to try and say the exact same script
to every single place. Today is your best friend’s birthday. This is his favorite pizza place. You’re wondering if they can make custom pizza for you of his face. Here’s a photo. If you find yourself in any trouble, we’re gonna be with you on Bluetooth, via headphone the entire time. – [Miles] Alright, can you hear me? – [Zach] Yeah we can hear you
– You sound awesome. – This is thrilling – [Miles] Hi, how’s it going. – [Employee] Pretty good – [Miles] Um, I have
kind of a fun request. So, it’s my best friends’ birthday, and he, like, loves Pizza Hut. It’s his favorite restaurant in the world. So for his birthday I wanted
to get him something special. So I wanted to get a pizza where you guys make his face out of toppings. I will pay like whatever cost is. I’ll pay for the most expensive pizza you guys have if you will
make this pizza of his face. – [Employee] The problem is, sir, it’s not that we don’t want to do it, we don’t have the tools
to be able to do that. – [Miles] You don’t have the tools? – [Employee] Yeah, we don’t have the tools to actually make a face. – [Miles] Well, you don’t
have to make an exact face. Just sort of assorting the toppings in a way that looks like his face. – It can be a boy with glasses. – [Miles] He’s a boy with glasses. – [Employee] Yeah man, we
can give it a try, man. – [Miles] I believe in you. I think you’re gonna do great. I have one thing, he’s like self-conscious about his hairline, so we just wanna make his hairline look really good. Just a bunch of olives, bunch
of whatever topping you want. – Say, up to you, but he loves pineapple. – [Miles] Oh, and he loves pineapple, that’s the one thing we absolutely have to have on the pizza. – [Employee] What I was thinking is maybe I could work his face out of pepperoni. – [Miles] Yeah, I like that, okay. – [Employee] And then work
the eyes out of mushrooms. – He’s an artist. – He’s an artiste. – See Rachel, they’re artists. – [Zach] Wow, there really are a lot of pizza places just boom, boom, boom. – [Miles] Hi, how’s it going? – [Employee] Hi. – [Miles] So, I have
kind of a fun request. Hi, how are you doing? So, I have kind of a special request. Hi, it’s my best friend’s
birthday tomorrow. And he loves Papa Johns. He loves Domino’s, it’s his favorite restaurant in the world. Little Caesars is his favorite
restaurant in the world. He loves Little Caesars. So I want to get him a Domino’s pizza with toppings that look like his face. – It doesn’t have to be perfect. I know his face isn’t to begin with. – [Miles] It doesn’t have to be perfect. I know his face isn’t
perfect to begin with. – [Employee] We could try. – [Miles] You could try. That’s all I’m asking you to do is try. If a pizza gets delivered
with toppings on it, we’ll be totally happy. – Employee] Do you wanna
just pick some toppings, or? – [Miles] Why don’t you pick the toppings that you think would
be good on this pizza. – Pineapples, probably your
most popular topping, right? – [Miles] Pineapples probably your most popular topping, right? – [Employee] No, not really, no. – [Miles] Oh, not really? – Do you think Caesar
himself ever ate Pizza Pizza? – [Miles] Did Caesar himself
eat Pizza Pizza here? – [Employee] Maybe. – [Miles] You think maybe? We want his hair to look really good. Because he’s very insecure about his hair. However you want to do it. He like has a receding hairline we always are making fun of him about it. – I never said I had a receding hairline. – [Miles] Just a couple small things. So we always make fun of him about his receding hairline, and
the pizza’s for a big boy. – [Employee] You said Big Boy? – [Miles] Big boy. Yes, for tomorrow, 2 p.m. Oh, you don’t deliver. – [Employee] No, we just do carryout. – [Miles] Oh, okay. – Say, could we have it
available for pick up at 1:30? – You’re gonna bend the
rules for Little Caesars? – We’re in it. (triumphant music) – I didn’t say receding. Now next up is Walmart,
but before we go there, we just wanna give them a call and make sure that they
are up for the challenge. – There’s no way they’re gonna do this. – Here’s the thing, Walmart has been in two candid competitions. They’ve never won. So I just wanna keep giving
them a chance, you know? (phone ringing) – [Employee] Thank you for
calling Walmart in Burbank, how may I direct your call. – How’s it going? I wanted to speak to the pizza department. – [Employee] There is no
pizza department at Walmart. – You guys don’t do any pizza delivery? – [Employee] No, we don’t. – Okay, well thank you. (upbeat music) – It sounds like we’re prank calling them. (laughing) I feel bad for them for the first time. – Good morning, and welcome to day two of the pizza face race. Wow, the first pizza has arrived. We are set up, we are prepared. Keith, how are you feeling? – I’m feeling really good. – We’ve got hidden cameras. There, here, over the door,
there through the window. – [Keith] That one isn’t very hidden – Yeah I know, but like they’re
gonna be facing this way. It’s 1:30, we’re about 30 minutes out. The pizza’s gonna show up at any moment, and I’m so excited. Rachel, you peaked. (laughing) Is it amazing? – I’m on board now. (cheering) (laughing) – [Keith] Oh my God,
fucking Domino’s is here. Pizza Hut is here. – [Zach] Wait, we have
two at the same time. – [Keith] Oh it looks ridiculous. There’s [Mumbles]. – Okay, what time is it? Is it two? – [Keith] It’s almost two. – It’s 1:49, they’re
both 11 minutes early. Okay, so lets– Keith, should I give it to whoever gets here to the door first? Or whoever’s closest to two? – [Keith] No, I, again, I
don’t know, what should we do? – [Zach] I think whoever
gets to the door first. Oh god, they are two guys,
they are talking to each other. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I think I need to give them both $20. – [Keith] Uh, yeah, yeah. – It’s too much, they tied. I’m too stressed out. Oh my god, oh my god, okay. I think I need your help – [Keith] You can do
this, you can do this. – Oh my god, I’m really freaking out. They know something’s up, okay. (doorbell rings) – Uh, these for Big Boy? Yeah, that one’s for Big Boy, and this one’s for maybe Miles? Awesome, do you mind bringing them in. How are you guys doing today? – [Employee] Good, how are you? – [Zach] Awesome,thank you so much. [Domino’s Employee] We tried! – Yeah, yeah. We are actually, so
we’re doing this video, and we have four different places trying to make the same pizza, if you have like five minutes, do you want to judge them with us? – That’s fine with me. – [Zach] Yeah, awesome, what’s your name? [Beep] – I’m Zach. Why don’t you take a seat real quick, and we’ll get this other pizza. – You’re missing a Papa John’s? – [Zach] Yeah we’re waiting on Papa. – They take forever. – [Zach] Really? (laughing) You tell us which one
you think’s the best. – [Keith] Guys, there’s
a pizza man walking up. – Do you know him? Yeah, what’s his name? [Beep] Hey, how’s it going, [Beep] Hey nice to meet you, we
have a friend of yours here. – [Papa John’s Employee] Oh, [Beep]. (laughing) – [Zach] We’re filming,
do you want to come in? We’re filming a competition video. – [Papa John’s Employee]
No, I can’t come in, bro. – [Domino’s Employee] We were
waiting for you my friend. – We’ve got a lot of pizzas to judge, but you absolutely have won our delivery portion of the competition. So congratulations, and thank you so much. You are one of our winners on
today’s candid competition. – [Domino’s Employee] Sweet. (theme music) – [Narrator] Candid competition. (gong rings) – So we have our pizzas
from Little Caesars, Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and Papa. There’s only one thing left to do now, let’s see those faces. Alright, are you ready? Wow, I’m so excited.
– I’m so excited. I think you should fling it open, so that the box doesn’t hide our faces – Okay. Three, two, one. Whoah! – [Keith] Oh, okay, okay. – Yes, first things first,
this is definitely a face. – [Keith] You only see one ear here, because you only see
one ear in this photo. – They added perspective into this art. – [Keith] They’ve got the glasses connected with bell pepper. – Oh, my eyebrows are right. That’s a fine detail, and they nailed it. – Yeah, the mushroom eyebrows, the olives, they’re a great choice for irises. They are one-to-one perfect. And look at this beautiful
white onion hair. And a lot of your favorite ingredient. I would have liked if they’d done a little better job in
the rim of the glasses, but maybe these pepperonis are
supposed to be the glasses? – I do agree, I think
this is lacking a rim job. – [Both] Cheers. (soft music) – This is actually probably my first time ever having Papa John’s. There’s a nice sponginess to the bread. It’s bready to rumble. – [Keith] I think it’s bland pizza. – [Zach] Well they gave us garlic sauce. – You can dip it in garlic butter, and then your world will explode. – I actually think this is really good. – I think it’s way to sweet. – I love it. I wow, I just said it, wow, I love it. Wow. Up next, hut hut hut, Pizza Hut. (cheering) – [Zach] Wow! Aesthetically, not the most beautiful, but this man used meat. – Time out. You have ham blush. – [Zach] Shut the fuck up. – There’s one piece of ham
on each cheek rosy-ing it up. – Oh, I’m like a little anime character. – I think it looks a
bit more like a monster. This looks like a mean
Zach Cornfeld over here. – [Both] Cheers! (upbeat music) – Oh fuck. This tastes like late night. – Can I be real with you? These meatballs delicious sausage flavor. – I’m gonna say something crazy. The accoutrement, unbelievable. But the base of the pizza, I can’t believe I’m saying
this, I like Papa John’s more. – Ah, you’re crazy. – Maybe I just have like
PTSD from this flavor. I associate this with my most
drunken nights in college. – [Keith] Oh. Yuck, pineapple. I think that the chin was
better in the previous pizza. It really defined the face. – [Zach] Yeah, I have a chiseled face. So to insinuate that the shape of my face is the same of that of a pizza, insulting. – Yeah, but this face
tasted better, I thought. – My face does taste amazing. Domino’s – Obviously, Domino’s we’ve already had a crazy good connection. They’ve already won the delivery category. So they’re currently in the lead. These are the instructions
for the pizza guy. It says make the pizza look like this guy. Eyes are pepperoni. Teeth are pineapples. – The rest, up to you. Be creative. – Let’s see how creative they were. Three, two one, yeah! (both humming in confusion) Not super creative. Interesting cheese blend. – Look, I think we had unrealistically high expectations for Domino’s. Once you make a connection, like the connection
that we had with [Beep], I mean, how could anything
not be a disappointment. – [Keith] So I like that they chose to individually make your teeth. Not your mouth, but nine pineapple teeth. I don’t think they did a
great job with your hairline. – I think honestly, that’s the worst my hair’s looked in a while. There’s a sparseness of ingredients here. Which I know, I know we said
you can do whatever you want, but you have, I mean
how much was this pizza? – A 25 fucking dollar pizza. (laughing) (music) – I’m gonna tell you straight up, this crust is unbelievable. This is the most bomb-ass
crust I’ve ever had in my life. – Remember when–
– Holy shit! – Like nine years ago, Domino’s was like, hey guys, look we hear
you, our pizza sucks. We’re gonna change it. We’re just gonna change it. And all they really did
was pour fat on the crust, and we were all like,
we’re back in baby, yeah! – Domino’s is good,
the people are amazing. Better people, better crust, Domino’s Alright, last up, Pizza Pizza. – What an ugly box. – I know, where’s Caesar? You have the cutest
mascot in all the land, and he’s not on your box. – His arm is right here, I think. – [Both] Pizza Pizza. Whoah! – [Zach] Wow! – Oh my god. Oh my god. – [Zach] There’s a lot
of color going on here. – Oh my god, this is art. They made little green pepper pupils. – There are pupils inside
the fucking olives. – The mouth full of little ham
teeth is so god-damned funny. This chain cut up ingredients to make them look more like
the features of a face. – Holy shit, you’re right. We did tell them that I
wanted nice, robust hair. And they gave me not just
one, but two ingredients. – I would say you have
dragon ball z hair in this. It is like exploding out of your head. – This pizza just went went super, saying. – [Keith] They chose bacon, because bacon is a salty counterpart to pineapple. They balanced the flavors. – Why’d you guys want to
make your own channel? This moment. – So, uh, pizza? – Pizza. (chewing and smacking) I’d say that’s pretty acceptable pizza. – [Keith] Totally acceptable. It’s also crazy cold at this point. (bell dings) – It is now time to decide a winner. Papa John’s, a surprisingly
delicious flavor. And I can tell that there
was a lot of thought put into their art. – [Keith] Pizza Hut really
brought the toppings and meat. Really great flavor. – [Zach] Domino’s, with the
most electric delivery man I have ever met in my life. Can we give it to a pizza
with such a simple design? And Little Caesars, a chain
that was almost eliminated because they don’t actually deliver. And with the flavor that
was kind of just okay. – [Keith] I could see us giving it to any one of these pizzas. – [Zach] I think we’re in agreement. – [Keith] I think so, too. – And the winner, of candid
competition pizza face race, who will win $50 is… (drum roll) (silence) (suspenseful music) at the end of the day,
it’s not the pizza joints, but the people who work
there, and I don’t know if you were here or remember, but we had this crazy custom pizza where we had someone design my face, – [Employee] Okay. – [Zach] Do you know
what I’m talking about? – [Employee] No.
– [Zach] No? Beautiful souls like [Beep], and the artists who put
there all into every slice. – [Domino’s Employee]
Well the pizza hut guy, I’ve tried waving… – Nothing – [Domino’s Employee]
So it’s just like, well. Some people are just out there
to deliver and make money. – [Zach] Is there a woman? – [Employee] She left already. – [Zach] She was amazing, and we just wanted to say thank you guys, she puts so much into it. ♪ It’s a beautiful day. ♪ – [Group] Pizza, pizza, whoah! – [Zach] She wasn’t there,
but I gave it to someone else. I gave it to the lady who
you talked to yesterday, because I wanna come back. I wanna come back ♪It’s a beautiful day. ♪ ♪ Wake up ♪ ♪It’s a beautiful day. ♪ – I have a note from the network. – Yeah? – I’m sorry, they’re canceling the show. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. (sighs) (upbeat music) – [Keith] I thought we
really nailed it this time. – [Zach] I really thought
we were doing so good. – [Keith] How do you get
canceled three times? – [Zach] I don’t know! This is at least as good as Ray King. He just sits at a fucking table. – Should we start putting Eugene in these? – Yeah, I guess we probably should. – [Miles] What if we get a drone? – Yeah.
– We have gotten to meet some incredible people over the last 1,999 shows. And our next guest has to be one of my all time favorites. Take a look. – …
– We have gotten to meet
some incredible people over the last 1,999 shows. And our next guest
has to be one of my all time favorites. Take a look. – What’s your name?
– Diana Beasley. – Hi, Diana.
Where do you live? – Uh, New Orleans, Louisiana. It was the most
exciting moment of my life because Ellen is such
a people’s person and she’s from New Orleans. – How’d you make out? – Well, I lost everything,
but I have my family. I had to come and dance
with you. – I love you. – It’s an experience
we will never forget. – There’s a reason you’re
sitting in that seat, Diana. Diana, that’s your car. – It was soon a blessing
because I lost everything, and it has actually
changed my life. Please welcome
Diana Beasley. [OneRepublic’s “I Lived”] [singing]
– There’s so many places And things that I did – Five years ago,
you lost everything. – Everything.
– And it was because of your attitude
that we had you on the show– – Yes.
– And, uh, things are good
for you now, right? – I want to first thank God
for you, because without you,
the world wouldn’t be what it is today. – Well–
[cheers and applause] – I love that I could help you.
– Yes. – I love that we
were here for you. Diana, come on down. – Hi.
– How you doing? – Oh, I love you.
– I love you too. – Oh, I love you.
– I love you too. – I love you.
– It’s been ten years. Can you believe that?
I can’t believe that. You–so much has happened. – Oh, my God,
so much has happened. – All right, so you’re still
running every day, right? – Oh, my God, yes,
I’m running. – How many–how many miles? – I’m running three to six miles
every day. – Every day?
– Every day. Every day.
– How old are you? – I’m 65 years old,
praise God. Oh, praise God.
– 65 years old. – Yes.
– 65 years old running, and then you just
ran a marathon. – Yes, I just completed
a marathon. I finished 26 miles in 7 hours, 38 minutes,
and, like 12 seconds. – That’s crazy.
– Yes, yes. – Next year
you shave that 12 seconds off. – Yes, I’ll take it off. – All right.
– Yes, yes. – So you went back to school.
– Yes, I went back to school. – To do what?
– I went back to school to finish and complete
my MPH in public health, uh, to start a career
as wellness practitioner – I love that.
– Yes, yes. – So, yes.
– Yes. – So, this is amazing.
– Yes. – You’re saving
to start a business. Explain to everybody
what you want to do. – Oh, my God.
– ‘Cause you live in New Orleans. – I live in New Orleans,
which is one of the most unhealthy cities
in the United States. – Well, they have beignets
there, and they’re delicious. – Yes.
[laughter] – That–that doesn’t
help us any. – Right, and so, I decided
that I was saving my money along with my grandbaby.
She saved over $300 to purchase the healthiest
food truck in the city
of New Orleans to put out on the streets
so people can enjoy healthy foods
like the delicious quinoas, the greens, the great beans,
the rice, the vegetables. the veggie quesadillas,
the veggie pizzas. Those are the items
that are going to be on the food truck. – And your daughter, Rachel,
uh, first of all, happy birthday yesterday.
– Thank you. – Uh, granddaughter.
Um, and you designed the logo that, when you get the truck,
you’ve already designed the logo, right?
– Yes, I have. – That’s fantastic.
Um, well, we should look at what the logo
looks like, right? Um, that’s it,
right there. Isn’t that amazing?
That’s gonna be amazing. – That’s so– so grateful–
– So, listen to this. – Shutterfly and our staff,
we have been working for over a month…
– Yes. – To make this happen.
And we want to make your dream come true.
– What now? – This is your food truck.
Come see. [screaming] – Oh, God.
Take me to the hospital. Oh, God
Oh, God. – Can I get a– All right,
sit down for a second. – Let me sit, let me sit.
– All right. – Let me sit.
– All right. Sit for a second.
– Okay. – Never mind,
we won’t give it to you. – God, no, please. Oh, my God.
I’m weak. – All right.
– I’m weak, I’m weak. – I know.
Have you eaten today? Have you–have you had
some quinoa and some greens that you’re talking about? All right,
here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna take a break.
We’re gonna make sure… – Okay.
– You get something to eat. And then you’re gonna
take it all in in a minute, okay?
– Okay, okay, okay. – All right, we’ll be back.
– Okay. [cheers and applause] [Pink’s “Today’s the Day”] [singing]
– No, no, no No, no, no
no, no, no Oh, oh, oh
– You challenged us to make slime, out of pumpkin guts! – Pumpkin! – [Together] Oh! – Right now, let’s go! – To kick things off, we have to gut out …
– You challenged us to make
slime, out of pumpkin guts! – Pumpkin! – [Together] Oh! – Right now, let’s go! – To kick things off, we
have to gut out the pumpkin, so I’m gonna use this
carving tool right here. – And, I’m gonna use
Victor, the laser pony. It’s super complicated to get it started, but I just got to figure out
the initiation process here. – Do you have to figure it out? This sounds dangerous bro. How do you do it?
– It’s actually super difficult, you
basically have to press here. Three, two, one! (soft music) – [Both] Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! – Whoa! – Now, it’s time to ride
off into the sunset. – Which way is the sun? – Victor, which way? This way. Woo hoo! – All right, now it’s
time to remove the tops. Dude what, no, no, no, no, no! You remove it! – Oh!
– Look at that bro! Dude, looks like a weird,
like chunky kind of jellyfish. (laser) All right, I think I’ve
got to snip out some whoa, jeez it’s like a witch’s broom. Yo, this is a real flying broomstick, dude it’s the Dingus 2000! – Wow! – Now with built in air Wifi! I can actually fly with no video tricks. check this out! – Whoa, dude are you okay, bro? (glass shatters) – Oh, man! Oh no, I broke my Dingus! It’s fine. Alright, now it is time to
carve this out right now, so let’s, get in here and let’s get juicy. (evil laughter) I’m just going in with my hands, so let’s see how this feels. It’s like the weird
reverse of slime almost. – Mine’s fully gutted. Next step is to make the pumpkin slime, so we’re going to take
this clear glue here, and add it into our pumpkin guts. I’ve never done this
before, it’s gonna be weird. – Pumpkin purification first, booga, booga, booga. Now, I just have to heat up my glue, so to do this I’m going
to bring back Victor, the laser pony! But, now I have to dial it
back, I don’t want laser mode, so I’m just going to
dial back the laser eye, and again I’m going to press here. (laser) Done, and now we can add
it in, so here we go, just gonna dump it in. Time to go in with the hands. Oh! (sounds of disgust) – Stop, flow, in. Perfect! Alright, first off we’re gonna go in with a little skeleton dude,
see what he thinks of it. You ready? – Hey, what man? Watch the bones! – Oh, you are not joking,
bro, this feels super crazy. Yeah, I added way, way, way too much of everything into this thing dude. No! Just listen to those sounds! – Now it’s time to add
the slime, to the pumpkin. – Okay, here we go, almost
getting it in, oh snap! – Why did I make my hole so small?! – Now it’s time to seal off
the top, like this, perfect. Like a glove! – Now it’s time to carve it
out, and watch the slime ooze. Starting with the eyes first. – Well, that’s not going
to work, so, fleet. I wonder if the slime is
going to come pouring out. This’ll be nuts! I’m we’re just gonna go
for the eyeballs now. Ooh, it’s starting to happen! – Oh, not really any slime at all. – Ooh, ooh, it’s happening! Adding the mouth is really
where it’s going to happen, so here we go. I don’t know how to carve the mouth. – Alright, my mouth is done! – Dude, it might literally,
explode out of this thing. You ready? – [Both] Three, two, one! – Yo! It came right out! Oh my gosh, it’s just
going, and going, and going. Wait, is yours not out yet? – No, in three, two, one! – [Both] Oh! – Dude, keep it in. Try to keep it in! – Bro, control yourself
bro, control your bladder, or stomach, or whatever this
is, this is not a bladder, I don’t know how pumpkin’s anatomy works. You get to comment down below
who made a crazier pumpkin, and right now guys we
are on to the next round. Check this out! – Whoa, nice! Ah, jeez!
– Right now, we’re gonna show you how
to make some poppers, what. Oh no, let’s go! First off, we need ice! – Whoa, wait, what, no! – Here we go, we just need some ice. – We need dry ice! – Don’t worry I got you, here we go! – No, dude that’s not how
you make dry ice, bro. – Yeah, I’m drying the ice
off bro, this is a dryer! Yeah, I guess we don’t need
the dryer anymore so, deet! – Oh, Collins, this is not what we need! – Well, maybe if it’s in smaller pieces? – No, no, that makes no sense! – Close your eyes, and trust me. – I don’t trust you! You pinky promise me you’re
not going to do anything bad? – Nothing bad. (screams) Oh, jeez! – Now, you put on your protective gloves. – Got it. – No, they’re not gloves! – Fleet, fleet! – Dude, this stuff is no joke! Dry ice is serious business, and if you need somebody’s help, make sure to ask them, and
wear protective gloves. – Yes, do not touch this
stuff with your bare hands! – Dude, it’s steaming! – Oh, it’s already smoking! – So, next up, you grab
a mallet, and break it. (hammer thuds) (screams) (screaming) – Now, this is the size piece you want. – Oh, snap! (blowing) – What are you doing!? Dude, it’s like an iceberg! – Dude, it looks kind of
looks like a jellyfish, blowing through the ocean, just chilling. It’s like, aye! (flowing water) Well, guys I got my container, so I’m gonna pop the top off
like that, alright, perfect. So now- – First up you add the water! – Add the water! – Pour the water in, get your top ready, because you’re gonna need it. – Alright, so I guess
we’re gonna put this in, and it’s going to pop off
in the count of three. – Yeah, I think that’s too big, bro. – What? I’m trying to go for a crazy
pop off, bro, here we go. – [Both] Three, two, – Remember, the first five
second subscribe challenge, we want to see if you can
subscribe to this channel, and turn on the channel post
notifications in five seconds. Are you ready? Here we go! – [Both] Five, four,
three, two, one, done! – If you can leave a comment below, comment Keyper Squad right now! – [Both] Three, two, one! – Mine got stuck! Mine’s stuck, dude! (suspenseful music) – Oh, oh no, it’s not gonna fall off! – Oh, there it goes! (screams) – Oh my gosh! (panicking and screaming) – Oh, it did again. Oh, wait what? Oh my gosh! Dude! It’s like a magic potion, I
feel like I’m an evil witch. (witch laughter) It’s an evil spell! – All aboard! (train horn honking) – Choo, choo! (train horn honking) Alright, now I’m going
to put a top on mine, let’s see if it works, one last time. Three, Two, One. (crickets chirping) Please? Please? (game show music) Welcome to pumpkin poppers, the only game, where we try to pop this thing thingy, into the top of that thing. – Basically, we take these caps, and we try to get them into there. – That’s it! – That’s the game. – First player to get
a top in wins the game! Let me see if I can get this! – [Both] Oh! – Oh man, I didn’t get it! – You can’t even aim them! – [Both] Oh! – So close!
– That was so close! – No! I need this win! – Oh! – [Both] Oh! – I’m going for a different strategy here, I’m just gonna put tops on all of them. – How did you get so many? – I just got ’em all quickly, so here we go, alright let’s
see if this is gonna… – Come on! Oh, that was so close! Man, this is going great,
this is working perfectly! – Come on! – Oh! I got it! Yes! – [Race Announcer] And
there you have it, folks, Collins winning, one to zero! Devan, not having it! – You shoulda used this one bro, that’s your losing thing. That’s what you get for losing. – What’s a losing thing? – It’s a losing, (screams) – Oh, dude! – Alright guys, well that
is it for this round, you get to comment down below, who do you think made cooler poppers and we are on to the next one! – You challenged us to make
monster eyeballs out of slime, that glow in the dark,
so check this out, bro. Turn off the lights! (screams) – Turn on the lights! Turn on the lights, bro! Turn on the lights! Dude, oh my goodness! You’re back to normal now. – I was glowing in the dark. – No, you were a scary clown, bro! – No way! I think you’re seeing things! Alright, well right now
here is how you make ’em! First off we’ve got to
make a slime type process. Those are, we needed those! – I’ll throw a little eyeball at you! – Ah! – We’ve got some glue we’ve got to add. Yo, this reminds me of a quick
draw from a western movie. – What are you even doing, bro? (western music) – What are you talking about, boy?! – Oh, jeez! – Queue the tumbleweed! – The what?! – The tumbleweed! (shooting) – Well, you have one major weakness. (screams) Yeet! – That’s my hair. Hey, it landed perfectly! – I’ve added my two parts
glue, now it’s time for one part cornstarch. – We got to straighten it out first. A little armpit grab,
you know just, grip it. – Why do you strain everything? – This is crazy! – I can’t concentrate while
my armpit squeeze is on point. Alright, it’s getting strained out. Glue’s slipping. Devan, grab the glue! (shouting) Dude! You didn’t even help me at all! – I thought you had
better grip strength, bro. – Oh, snap! I’m turning you back into, Tiny Devan. – No, no! It’s a little extreme.
– Three, two, one, poof! – Ha, didn’t work again! (both screaming) Dude, what did you do this time! Bro! Fix this! – Easy, I can fix this, hold out your arm, hold out your arm. Three, two, one. (screaming) Oh, man! – Dude, they’re not even even anymore! – Devan, Devan, Devan, stay with me! (screaming) Oh, my gosh you’re heavy. (choking) three, two, one. (bones cracking) – You just did the same exact thing! – I’m sorry Devan, these
are not turning out! I’m just going to pop them back in! Three, two, one! (both screaming) Oh my gosh, Devan, I am so sorry, I am gonna change you back
right now, I am so sorry! Here we go! – Three, face forward, two, one! (screaming) – Dude, what happened!? I feel like I kind of blacked out! Dude, I kinda remember skeleton hands, or something, I don’t know. – Okay, we’re adding some
cornstarch right now, maybe a little bit more glue, and then time to mix
this whole thing around. – No, no, no, two parts
glue, one part cornstarch. – That’s two parts, bro, here we go. – That’s like four parts glue, really? That’s not effective. – Hey, it looks kind of
like Santa Clause now. (bells jingling) – No, he’s like a scary dude. Next you add the food coloring. – Now it’s time to mix it up! Alright, here we go, I got the top off. We’re just gonna add some
neon yellow into this thing, ’cause these are gonna
be glow in the dark. Alright, that should be good. Next up, we got some Borax. So, we’re just going to add
this into a bowl right now, this stuff is hard to work with. Oh no, I forgot it’s my megaphone. – Hello! – Alright, that’s enough of that. Alright, so now we’re
going to add some water in. – How much water? – That much! I got glue on my lip! – What’s the next step, Collins? – The next step, Devan, is to use a surprisingly heavy trumpet. (dubstep music) Haha! Next up, we’re going to add
the slime into the Borax, and this is where we
turn it into the balls. Dump it in like this, so here we go. That looks so crazy! – Wow! – Yo, it like, turned
into slime immediately! – It’s actually turning harder, bro! – I know it’s almost turning
into a bouncy ball consistency! This is like a homemade
DIY bouncy ball, bro! Have you done the bounce test yet? – No. – [Both in unison] Three, two, one! (both exclaiming) – Alright, it’s back. Alright, here we go. – So, to pass the test, it’s
time to add it into here. – So, here we go, I’m just
going to put it into here, like- (screams) Alright, I’m just going
to squish it in like this. Ball number one is done. (twinkling sound effect) Yo, these things turned
out so cool, and they literally bouncing where’s Devan at? (gasp) No! It’s Tiny Devan. Okay, Tiny Devan, try to
catch the ball, are you ready? Three, two, one! – No, no, no, no! (gasps) – Oh my gosh, I smacked his face! Right now we are on to the next round! (throws ball at Collins) Oh my gosh, yo, Tiny Devan,
you got to relax, bro! – You challenged us to
make elephant toothpaste! – And I’ve got the toothbrush! – Wait, what, is that for an elephant? – Yeah! – There’s no elephants in this video. – What? – Yeah, it’s just really big toothpaste. – Well, I’ve got some regular toothpaste, right now, let’s go! (toothpaste squirting) Oh, direct hit! Safety goggles on, and
do not try this at home! So, first steps first, we’ve
got hydrogen peroxide here, and we need to add some
soap to it, so one squirt for the small one, here we
go, and then two squirts for the big one, here we go. One, two. Next up, we’re going to add the color. Dude, these are going to
go everywhere, I can’t believe we’re doing this in our kitchen! This is not a good idea! – Dude I know! – This is going to create a
huge eruption, so we’ve got two different sized beakers,
so we can see two different sized eruptions, and maybe
this one will actually be bigger than this one. – Wait, what? – Be very careful, you got
to mix them up like this. Just, stir them around a little bit. – I’ll stir that one real quick. – Thank you, Devan. We now have the catalyst,
and it’s the moment of truth, the big moment Devan, are you ready? – I’m ready! – Get positioned, we only
have one shot at this. Three, two, wait, if you
want to win a 15 minute video call with Devan and I,
text the word TRICK to 81800, right now, so pause the
video text the word TRICK to 81800, and you will automatically
be entered in to win, right now, let’s go! – [Both in unison] Three, two, one! (shouting) – Dude, it went everywhere! (screaming in slow mo) – Holy cow! Dude, that was crazy! – That’s insane! – Bro, that stuff was wild! Alright guys, that works so good! – It’s like cotton candy that’s steaming! – It’s like steaming, bro,
this is real toothpaste right now! Oh my gosh! Alright guys, you get to
comment down below which color was the coolest of
this stuff, it is steaming it is so hot right now,
we are on to the next one! Bubble time! – Whoa, bro, your head! – [In High Pitched Voice]
Hello guys, right now we’re going to see how to make
a giant dry ice bubble! – Dude, what!? (sneezes) Dude! – Alright, well I guess
we’re back to normal now- bro that was crazy, and right
now here’s how you do it! To kick this off, we have to
make a crazy bubble solution, this is a job for: Bubble Boy! – Wait, what? What are your powers, bro? – You haven’t heard of
my legendary powers, check these out! (bubbles blowing) – Wow, you’re making bubbles. So amazing, wow. – I can tell you don’t think I
have real powers, I find that kind of offensive, so you know what? Bubble Bath Blast-Off! – Bubble Boy, I can see you. – I blasted off. – No, you didn’t you’re right here, bro. – Bubble Bath Blast-Off #2! Again, boom! – Oh, dude! – I heard that! – The fridge? You came out of the fridge? – And I’m back to normal! Alright, so first off we
need to remove the top and add some soap. Alright, so I’m just going to
add it in, so let’s see here. Look how good I am, bro,
my aim is impeccable! Then next up, add some water. Turn it on. More, Devan. No! Now, bubble solution is ready, and now it’s time for the dry ice. We actually have to put
a hole in this container, so here’s how this works. I’m going to use The Finger of Fury! – Bro, it’s just you’re face getting red. Oh! What!? (screaming) Dude! (shouting) – That’s what you call The Finger of Fury! – I don’t need a Finger
of Fury, I have a sharpie, and I can just cut it out. – Now that makes me angry! (glass shatters) Now, it’s time to break up
some dry ice, so here we go, with three, two, one ooh. You know what, I would say
a chunk about this size should do it. Like this, here we go, pop that in there, okay now add some water to
it here, that’s it, done. Okay, now I’m going to pop
the top on here, it’s working! Now it’s time for the
bubbles, so as you can see, look at it, just like that. – This is so cool! Yo, what!? – Okay, now here we go, so now
you’re going to dip it into the top here, in the
top of your soap thingy, and you’re going to pull
it out and see if it works. (screaming) – What!? – It’s getting bigger! Three, two, one! (screams) What! It keeps going! – Oh, oh! Don’t move just let it- (screams) – [Both In Unison] Oh! – Yes! – No! – [Both in unison] Oh! – Wait a second, Devan, wait, wait. – Two bubbles merge! – Devan! I want to see if I can make
the biggest one possible! Dude, it just bubbled up down there! Alright, here we go! Whoa, I got it, I got it, I got it! – What, no! (both exclaiming) – [Both in unison] Dude! – I’m going to try to
make a bubble like this, let’s let it drop, let it drop, ooh! Yo, it’s like sticking to the ground! – It’s like the perfect orb! (both exclaiming) – Alright, that is it, you
get to comment down below who made a cooler bubble, right
now, we are on to the next one! – [Both in unison] Oh! – New challenge estimate,
liquid or light, and right now it’s time for a lightning
storm with my hat! Here we go, three, two, one! (lightning striking) Yo, dude that was awesome! That was so bright! – Dude, where did you go!? – I’m right here! – I can only see your hat
and your clothes and stuff! (screams) – Oh my gosh! – Try holding this! There you go! Whoa! It’s like a floating pumpkin! Yeet! Oh, jeez! Alright, I’m going to
try to take off the hat. – No! – Why? – The only way to get it
off, Devan, is what’s called a Head Yeet. – A what!? – It’s called a… (lightning crashing) Yes, I’m back to normal,
bro, this is awesome! – Yeah, you’re back! I can actually see you! – Good, alright now, let’s
make some liquid lights! To kick things off right now,
oh my gosh, I guess we need some highlighters around here, so fleet! Or yeet! Alright, we got some highlighter,
so now it’s time to remove some things out of these highlighters. – Very specific. – [Both In Unison] Three, two, one! (both shouting) – Dude, it actually worked! Oh no, pick it up, pick it up! (both shouting) – It was on the floor. – Three, two, one! You got to uncork this. Alright, highlighters inside now. Now blow on it! – Alright.
(blowing) Oh my gosh, bro, that’s crazy! Okay, done, alright perfect! I’ll pop this right in here. – Next step is, you take
the cap, then you cut a hole in it, and then
you take this thing, and put it inside the cap. – So this first step, bro,
you need to relax, so guys we need three things: water
bottle, empty of water, we need a cap, and we need this
little spout thing. Put them all together you
have a Cap Spout Water Thing. – Tada! Next step we’re going to
it with rubbing alcohol, and this is very important, oh man, I’m not good at this
stuff, and this is where it gets crazy because we’re
going to use these bottles to pump out the florisene
out of these highlighters. – What!? It’s running down my hand! Oh, no, no, no! It’s spilling, it’s spilling! It’s totally spilling! – We’re having trouble with this! (yelling) It works! This is crazy! – Alright, so we’ve got
the florisene in here and the next step is to pop
it in here, and we’re going to heat it up for twenty
minutes, and it’s going to look crazy when it’s done. Alright, now it’s time to mix them up! (twinkling sound effect) Yo, so the twenty minutes are
up and this stuff looks crazy, it’s time to test out the liquid light. The florisene has been reduced
to powder and now we’re about to turn it into liquid
light, but before we add it, we need to consult The Genie. – The what? That’s just a giant spoon, bro. – No, this is Spoon-Genie. – What? You just combined two words dude. – This is Spoon-Genie, okay? Now, I have to wake him up. – How?
– Like this! (screaming) (arabic music plays) – Who dares wake Spoon-Genie
from it’s slumber? – We need your advice, how
much powder should we add? – Google it! – So weird. – Let’s just put him face down right now. Right now let’s turn off
the lights and see how this liquid light looks. Alright, I’ll kick it off, here we go, three, two, one! (techno music plays) – [Both In Unison] Whoa! – What!? Oh my gosh! – It’s like growing underwater, bro! Dude, it looks like a jellyfish! – Alright, my turn, here we go! – [Both In Unison] Oh! – It’s so cute, it’s like smoke billowing. – We’re going to go for the
most amount yet, you ready? Three, two, one! – [Bot In Unison] Whoa! – I feel like we’re in
Harry Potter right now, because this is like a magic potion! – No way! – Whoa! – It looks like lily pads are exploding! (both exclaiming) – I think this is one of the
coolest things we’ve ever done! – Dude! That looks so cool! – You get to comment down
below, what’s your favorite color we should use to make liquid light!
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It’s gloomy out, which makes it a good day to make breakup pasta. Breakup Pasta is a way to end a relationship when you’re a giant coward, like me. The breakup …
It’s gloomy out, which makes it a good day to make breakup pasta. Breakup Pasta is a way to end a relationship when you’re a giant coward, like me. The breakup pasta we’re going to make today is called Aglio E Olio. It sounds like a made-up word, But it’s actually a real word from a made-up language called Italian. It means oil and garlic. So, you’re going to need, yknow.. So you can start by chopping up a few cloves of garlic. It’s a lot of garlic, but.. I’m not afraid. Are you afraid? Get your pan at a low medium heat, throw in some olive oil, add in the garlic. Just want to cook it for a few minutes- get it nice and soft and golden. Not brown and crispy. Go ahead and add in some chili flakes.. I’m taking a wild guess here.. Let’s get that pasta cooking. Ow, that’s hot! Not even sure what i’m using here to stir this. There’s a really simple way to cook pasta perfectly every time you don’t need to test it by flinging it against the wall, hitting it with a hammer, slam it in a door, you don’t need to to measure its elasticity, or ask a crystal ball if it’s ready or see if it can lift a 25 pound weight – you certainly don’t need to wang jangle it. You only need to do one simple thing Follow the instructions. The engineers at the pasta factory tested it out at least two or three times to find the perfect boiling time So you know, try to have a little respect. I’m going to stop right about there. The oil and garlic go into the pot with the drained pasta And we’re going to mix that around. Now you’re just going to put some on the plate grate some parmesan, add a couple flakes on so it looks better, a touch of pepper pepper pepper… And we’re almost ready for the big event. Set the plate aside and write down the thing you’re too afraid to say. Fold up the paper then hide it inside the pasta Now you’re ready. [Girl] I can’t afford the amount of paper it would take to list all of your shortcomings, so instead. I’ll just say goodbye, peace [Girl] Are you breaking up with me? Yes. [Girl] Oh… [Girl] Well, thank you for the delicious pasta. You’re welcome. Bye. [Girl] Bye. ♪ You suck at cooking oh my God ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ You suck at cooking oh my God ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ You suck at cooking oh my God ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ You suck so much ♪
Uncle, my friend, Shiv, has cancer, in the 3rd stage. So I’m collecting money today for his treatment. His chemo is also on. Show him, Shiv. Son, 3rd stage, right? Only …
Uncle, my friend, Shiv,
has cancer, in the 3rd stage. So I’m collecting money today
for his treatment. His chemo is also on.
Show him, Shiv. Son, 3rd stage, right? Only prayers can save him now. Not money. Come on, leave now. Both of you get out of here. -No, Uncle…
-Go, man. Uncle, he can be save… Oh man! I told you say it’s the 1st stage! I thought we’ll get more donation
if I said it was the 3rd stage. Our month end would be sorted. Month End- Is ‘that time of the month’
for us guys. Bachelors go through this
painful cycle every month. Fuck! It’s started. While we crave for money… Hello, Dr. Chaddha? What’s the rate
for Pakistani sperm? There’s a society that doesn’t seem
to understand this problem of ours. Shilpi, what are you saying?! I know it’s the month end for me
but why will I snatch your chain? I love you! I didn’t snatch your chain!
I didn’t do it… It’s being said that because of the ‘DEBT’
virus, people are changing into debt walkers. If we have to believe sources,
these walkers target people who haven’t paid their bills for months together. Which basically are bachelors
who roam around is groups of 4. So if you’re a bachelor, stay safe,
stay hungry, but don’t be foolish
to go outside. You don’t have to explain
the situation man. Mr. Jeetu! There’s a notice from
the electricity board. You’ve not paid the bill
for 3 months. Yeah we’ll pay it, we’ll pay
when we get our salaries. -Mr. Jeetu, this new look suits you…
-Go and do your work. You’re not getting any money.
We’ll pay later. Come on. The electricity will get cut
today itself. Don’t come running to my place
to crash. When will you pay me
for the newspaper? We’ll give it to you, man.
We’re not running away anywhere. -I’ve been hearing this for 4 months.
-Speak properly, man. Come on. Who buys newspapers just
for weed? Give me my 900 bucks! After getting all this stuff
I don’t have money for a shave now. I already bought a Mach 3, it works
for 3 months so there’s expenses. I just have this change left. I think during our month end, we should
eat snake, lizards and roaches like commandos. -There are tons at home.
-People in my village eat dead bodies. I mean, of chickens. What’s this? This looks like an after party, man. We went to buy Maggie
and the society guys partied? If there was a party, I’m sure
there are left overs, right? I’ll go check,
you guys go ahead. The newspaper guy’s cycle is here…
This doesn’t seem like a party. Oh man, what happened to him? What happened to him? Hey,you! Are you high on thinner again? Shit, this is empty, man. They came! They came
to take their money. I told them I’ll give it to them on
the 1st ’cause it’s my month end now. But they, turned into animals! Wild things! They snatched away the money
I had for just 4 cigarettes. -Who are you talking about?
-The tea guy, cigarette guy… They’re coming! No one can be saved!
No one will be saved, you fools! There was nothing, man. Hey, Badri, didn’t you take money
from me for cigarettes the other day? -Yes.
-Give it back! Give me back my money! I’ll get my salary the day after,
take it from me after that. Fuck, what’s this? What’s this? My money… My milk money… I’ll cut all! I’ll cut the WiFi wire… I’ll cut it all off! Hey, what are you doing? Baldy! Give me money
for the barber. Hey! What are you staring at?
Get in fast! -Where are the keys, guys?
-Where are the keys? -I have it.
-Quick, man! -This is a key to the fridge.
-Whose fridge? It might be under the door mat, man. The door mat… Guys, you’re sure
this is your apartment? I told you guys we’ll get
a name plate. But y’all didn’t listen.
Now get aside! Phone a friend, audience poll.
50-50. Hey, they’re all our keys.
Pick any of it! -They’re coming…
-Open it, man! He’s biting me! I got my money for the tea… Our account’s cleared. I saw their bills
for the past 3 months. They were scary. How will we pay back their debt? Why have they come at the end
of the month to ask for money, man? It’s just the 30th today. They could’ve come day after
when we got salaries. They’re all awake. They’re debt walkers
back from the debt. This has never happened before. It’s the first time this has happened
in 17-18 weeks. When your debt fills up
their registers, and when they don’t have money to buy
new registers, that’s when they come. “Take it tomorrow”;
“Don’t you trust me?” “Let my salary come.”
Excuses like that won’t work any more. They are evolved. Who are you and why
are you helping us? Because you guys are going through
a bad time of the month. And I’m the king of bad times. First things first, you’ll have to save
yourselves from the debt walkers. You’ll need weapons for that. No, thanks. If I need weapons, why would
I’ve come from Pakistan to India? I’m not talking ’bout those weapons, you
scrambled piece of egg! I’m talking about these weapons. If you face them… Just show them your debit
and credit cards. If they still don’t settle down,
give them your pin. -ATM pin?
-Fool! Y’all just hide here. If they still break-in, then aim for their heads. -Throw money at their faces.
-That’s exactly what we don’t have. Oh, sorry. This one was my fantasy. Even I don’t have money. Looks like we’ll have to spend the night
at home just like New year’s. That must be the maid,
I’ll tell her to make some Maggie. Miss Shanta! You paid your maid, right? Yeah, Shiv gave it…
You gave it to her, right? Man, there was an ad about gorwing
my hair out, so I paid for it. Sorry, man! Yeah, so make some Maggie.
We’ll have half today and rest tomorrow. Jizzy!
Jizzy stop! Stop him! Jizzy! My salary! No, miss… No! You fools, do something! It’s my last 4 bucks, miss…
Please… Go fast! Go fast! Oh my God!
Fast! Go fast! Go fast! Oh my! Who are these guys? I didn’t take money
from any one at work. Oh fuck!
This was a fuckin’ trap! The office paid us our salaries
which are actually debts. Wait…
Let me handle this. They’re from a government run back. -They’ve come for me.
-Is that why they’re so slow? I’ll never pay them back. Fools! -Oh man! There are more there!
-Oh heck! They’re from a private bank. They’re very fast. I hope there’s petrol in this. Oh shit! Looks like I drank petrol
instead of whisky again! Oh fuck! Seems like I have to spend
the night in the car like the fresher night. No, no, you guys can leave.
They won’t harm you. -What about dinner, man?
-You won’t die if you skip dinner! -Classic mild?
– Oh shit! What do we do about that? I have 78 bucks in my account,
one of you transfer 22 bucks to me. We can withdraw 100 bucks
from the ATM and buy classic milds. -I have zero bucks in my account.
-It’s the same in mine. I can transfer 22 bucks to you guys. ‘Cause I have 25 bucks
in my account. Thanks… I’m doing it.
I’m doing it. All of you, give me your change… Give me all the change, we’ll
sort out dinner with it. Jizzy, how much do you have? I do, I have some with me. Are you okay? Oh my God!
My God! Shit! Did any one you
owe him any money? I took 70 bucks from him. You are fucked bean bag! He’s infected with the DEBT virus. He can come after you any second now
for his money. You will have to leave him behind. As I left my country behind. -Run, run, go!
-This uncle is blabbering… Nothing’s wrong with me. You will have to leave him! -I won’t ask you for money.
-Yeah, Jizzy. Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Don’t leave me alone, guys. Give me my money! He’s turning into one of them.
Go! Go! Run! He’s our Jizzy! Come on! -No triples, man! Just one of you come.
-Why? No, man! -Badri you sit, they’re coming.
-Why Badri? -You can’t move the bike with him!
-What’d you say? -You can’t move with this fatso!
-It’s a powerful Hero engine, okay? I’ll show him the pick up on this.
Badri, sit! Why are you doing this to me, man? You’re fit, you run, dude! Quick! Quick! Quick! It’s not my dad’s pocket
for money to come out instantly! No balance. Why is it just showing me 78 bucks?! Oh fuck! It was the 5th transaction
from another ATM. -So?
-So, they cut 22 bucks! -Take out what’s there!
-Fool! Are there any other cards? Give me another card! Keep your hands away! Get away from my car! It’s working, guys. Looks like we’ll have to spend the night
at the ATM like the demonetisation night. We’ll get salaries day after only.
What do we do tomorrow? We’ll think about that later.
Let’s survive this night first. You hold the door,
you keep giving me the cards. We got our salaries?
Hey wake up! We got salaries! We got our salaries! Wake up! We got our salaries, man. -We got our salaries?
-We got our salaries. How is that possible?
It’s the 31st of November. Hold on… January, February, March… You fool! November has only 30 days! It’s the 1st of the month today! It’s the 1st of the month today! -It’s the 1st of the month today!
-It’s the 1st of the month today! It’s the 1st of the month today!
It’s the 1st of the month today! First let’s fix Jizzy. Transfer 70 bucks to Jizzy. Did you do it? Yes, I did… Now let’s pay these bastards. Open the door… Hey, miss… Use the mineral water in the fridge
to mop the floors. And take the brownies for your kids.
Get the door somebody… -Yes?
-Well… Looks like you got your salary? So give me back my 22 bucks? What are you talking about? The one I transfered to your bank
to complete the 100 bucks in your bank. -The bank guys deducted it.
-What bank? I need my money back! Why are you making an issue
out of this? Come tomorrow. -Come tomorrow, I’ll give it to you.
-Hey don’t behave like Siddharth. Foolish man!