– Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16! (upbeat music) – [Voiceover] We’re doing it. – [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! – You’re outta wiper fluid, bro. – I know, I’ve been outta
wiper fluid for ages. – What if a bunch of
dirt gets on the front? – It’s a whole new game. We’re gonna go find
the best fried chicken. – From any grocery store. – In Los Angeles. – We’re trying to represent all
the chains of America today. – That’s right. – Let’s get to the nitty gritty. What makes good fried chicken good? – [Both] Rubric. – Beauty. – Crispiness is the number one factor. – It needs to be moist. – Moist. We’ve got sexy nod, we’ve got wow factor. I’m a drumstick man myself. – I’m a breast boy. – You’re a breast boy? You wanna be our wing man? – I can be the wing man. – Alright, Kevin’s our wing man. Hopefully we’ll assemble
a team of thigh guys by the end of the day. – I think we should go to Food4Less first. – This Food4Less feels like you’re preparing for an earthquake. – [Keith] You look good. – Oh thanks. – [Keith] Yeah. – [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! – [Chris] One breast, one
thigh, one leg, one wing. – [Keith] Food4Less, how’d you know? – So you think it’s just
a regular box, right? Oh no, it turns into a handle! – I can’t handle it. – [Both] Chicky, oooh. – I say we do beauty right off the bat. – It does look terrible. – Mmm, crispiness, and we’re gonna say eh, ya meh. Moisture. – Solid moist. – We need to cover for seasoning. – This is salty as fuck. Well how did you rate your drumstick? – I think I can do a lot better. – There’s better chicken
titties out there. – Wing man! – Thumbs up, thumbs down? – Like one of these. – Okay, okay. No thigh guys present so
the thigh will go with us. There’s a police officer over there. – I say no wow factor. – No sexy nod. – Ok we’ll close it up. – We will not film anymore on the – [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! – Now we’re going to Von’s Hollywood. – Von’s Hollywood. ♫ Yeah, fried chicken is my favorite food ♫ It takes so damn good ♫ I put it into my throat, you see ♫ Everybody wishes they could just be me ♫ But they can’t cause I’m the only Keith ♫ You know what fuels me as I do my drive ♫ You know what fuels
me, what keeps me alive ♫ You know what fuels me
till the day that I die ♫ It’s chicken motherfucker ♫ And the chicken, it’s fried ♫ It’s Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫ It’s Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫ (coughs) – You okay? – Yeah. – [Both] Oooh! – [Keith] They’re just putting it out. That’s amazing. – [Chris] Well you’ve just
put that fried chicken out there, this is fresh stuff! – Chicken Watch 2K16. – Chicken Watch 2K16. – [Keith] Chicken Watch 2K16. (plastic squeaking) Ooh, did you hear that? – Um, I’m gonna say that
this beauty is killin’ it. – It’s pretty golden ble-beautiful. The crunch is– – I thought it was going to
be there more than it was. You guys want some? Okay. – We’d prefer you be in the video. – I mean we’d prefer
but you don’t have to. – We can blur out your face
and destroy your voice. – Moisture? – Would you say it has a wow factor or no? Our first honorary thigh guy. You picked that thing off dry. – I know. – I’ll tell ya that I
don’t think it’s the best. Wing man get in here. – Wing man? – Not even like kinda, like way up. – Can you just say Chicken
Watch 2K16 with us? Oh come on! It’s just like a tag. Why not? – We made a friend, although
she ditched us immediately but we’re gonna keep
on continuing on the– – [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! ♫ It’s a guy over there
and he looks like a thigh ♫ It’s a girl over there,
she’s a drumstick guy ♫ She’s playing the drums
with a bunch of drumsticks ♫ And a bunch of fuckin’ breasts ♫ With a bunch of fuckin’ dicks ♫ I tell you what, if I had 30 dicks ♫ I’d sell 29 and buy some fried chicks ♫ (laughing) – Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin. – Alright well… The chicken is the closest living relative to the great tyrannosaurus rex. – What? – How far the T-Rex has fallen. – Alright, we’re about
to go into Whole Foods. Getting ready for people to be really hot or hippies. Hmm, smells good. Chicken Watch 2K16 – [Keith] We’re doing a video right now, you wanna come with us to do it? – [Voiceover] Yeah sure. – [Keith] Let’s go. – There it is. Beauty is definitely obviously. – Do you wanna be our wing lady? – Sure. – Sorry Kevin. – No, it’s not crunch. – Mine’s dry. – The least seasoned. – The leg was mediocre. – This breast is disappointing. – Neither a good experience
nor a negative experience. – About a medium. – Okay. – Definitely no wow factor for me. – No sexy nod. – Whole Foods, you’re
great for healthy food. For unhealthy food, not quite a win. – [All] Chicken Watch 2K16! – Chicken Watch 2K16. – [Keith] Nice! ♫ I can drive with my thighs ♫ I can drive with my thighs ♫ I can drive with my thighs ♫ ‘Cause I’m a real thigh guy – Hit us with a chicken fact, Kev. – Alright so, chickens can distinguish between more than 100 different faces, so they’ll always remember you. – Alright, we’re at Gelson’s. – [All] Chicken Watch 2K16! – Oh, I feel terrible. – Alright. – Is it beautiful, we
didn’t even judge it. (mumbling) It’s moist enough but
it’s like the most bland. You have any seasoning? – I have good crunch. – I didn’t ask you that. – How you feelin’? – Not great. – In general, or because of the chicken? – The chicken. How would you rate your leg? – Feels high class. – Gimme the camera, you try the wing. – Well, it’s crunchy, it’s moist. – [Keith] Can you please
keep it to the thumb rating, Kevin, please? – Oh, I’m sorry. Upper thumb. – No wow factor. – [Keith] No sex nod. – I feel like you’re high
on chicken right now, Keith. – [Keith] Kevin! My phone’s dead. – Well plug it in. – It won’t, it won’t, it won’t. ♫ Yo, gimme some chicken,
I don’t mean to beg ♫ Which came first, the
chicken or the egg ♫ – Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin. – Did you know that chickens
can taste sweetness? – Damn. Chickens are pretty fuckin’ versatile. – Then you should know how
sweet that rap was, chicken. – I said can’t by the way. – Oh can’t? – They can’t taste it. – They can’t taste sweetness, oh okay. (laughing) Alber, the tson’s behind the tree. – So much. Chicken Watch 2K16. – Chicken Watch 2K16. – Chicken Watch 2K16. That’s my breast baby! Alright should we– – That love at first sight type feeling. That’s what I’m fucking talking about. There’s seasoning there, there was crunch, and there was also moisture. – It’s so balanced. My breast, it’s big like a
D, but it’s a score of an A. – The skin– – There’s a long strand of
hair coming off that somehow, where’d that come from? – Fuck around, I’m gonna
be a thigh guy too. – You’re gonna be a thigh guy? – Oh 180! All the way up. – That’s like 1,000 degrees. – I’m so happy. This gets my wow factor,
it gets my sexy nod. I think a song might just be the right way to end the Chicken – [All] Watch 2K16! – Go! ♫ Alright my ladies, you
know how this one goes ♫ If you a chicken watcher in the crowd ♫ You dance with us, yeah,
and it goes like this ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang ♫ Now where my breast dudes
and where my breast boys ♫ And where my breast dudes
and where my breast boys ♫ And where my breast dudes
and where my breast boys ♫ And where my breast dudes
and where my breast boys ♫ And thigh guys, thigh
guys, thigh guys, hi guys ♫ Thigh guys, thigh
guys, thigh guys, hi guys ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang – Thanks for joining us on another taste adventure
with the Flavor Buds. – That’s right we’ll see you next time on – [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16, wooh! (upbeat music)