The Daily Show – The Snacks of Life
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AS MANY OF US KNOW, THE TYPICAL
AMERICAN DIET IS RICH IN ESSENTIAL POISONS. AS EVIDENCE MOUNTS THAT BIG AGRA
AND THE FOOD LOBBY HAVE TURNED OUR FOOD SUPPLY
INTO AN ADDICTIVE, FATTENING DEATH MENU OF ARTIFICIAL
CHEMICALS, ANTIBIOTICS AND COOL RANCH CARCINOGENS. THE QUESTION IS NOW THAT WE HAVE
THIS KNOWLEDGE, NOW THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF
THIS, WHAT ARE FOOD COMPANIES GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?>>LITTLE CAESAR’S CREATED THE
NEW BACON WRAPPED DEEP, DEEP DISH PIZZA TOPPED WITH PEPPERONI
AND BACON AND WRAPPED IN OVER THREE AND A HALF
FEET OF BACON!>>Jon: IT APPEARS THEY’RE
GOING TO SAY (BLEEP) YOU ANYWAY. (LAUGHTER)
SCREW YOUR HEALTH STUDY! LITTLE CAESAR’S WILL WRAP THAT
STUDY IN BACON, BATTER IT, DEEP FRY IT AND FEED IT THROUGH
YOUR ANUS WITH A 32-OUNCE SODA. (LAUGHTER)
THE LAST PART IS, IF YOU HAVE THE COUPON. (LAUGHTER)
THE I DON’T GIVE A (BLEEP) APPROACH IS GETTING A LOT OF
TRACTION IN THE A FAST FOOD COMMUNITY.>>WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN
GOLDEN CORRAL’S PIPING HOT DELICIOUS YEAST ROLLS? HOW ABOUT SIX FREE YEAST ROLLS
TO TAKE HOME!>>COTTON CANDY AND THE
CHOCOLATE WONDER-FALL. BOTH PART OF OUR ENDLESS BUFFET.>>EVERY ROUND OF FRIDAY’S
ENDLESS APPS COULD BE A DIFFERENT ENDLESS APP.>>OLIVE GARDEN’S NEW BUY ONE,
TAKE ONE, GO FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND TAKE HOME A SECOND ENTREE
FOR LATER.>>Jon: LATER? YOU WENT THERE FOR DINNER! ARE YOU WORRIED YOU WILL GET
LIGHTHEADED UNLESS YOU HAVE A SPARE DINNER FOR THE RIDE HOME? WHICH OLIVE GARDEN ARE YOU GOING
TO? YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE THAT’S CLOSE
TO YOU! AND ISN’T SUCH A FAR DRIVE THAT
YOU NEED A SECOND DINNER! THERE’S ALMOST AS MANY OLIVE
GARDENS AS THERE ARE STARBUCKS! IDEA FOR A BUSINESS, COMBO PASTA
AND COFFEE CHAIN RESTAURANT, OLIVE BUCKS. FEATURED MENU ITEM, THE VENTI
ROSEMARY MOCHA ALFREDO, 3,000 CALORIES OF “OH, MY GOD… BUT, WHILE SOME — IT REALLY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
HOMER SIMPSON. WHILE SOME ESTABLISHMENTS
ARE GIVING OUR OBESITY CRISIS A CHUBBY MIDDLE FINGER,
OTHERS ARE MORE CONFLICTED ABOUT THEIR ROLE. HERE’S McDONALD’S IN JANUARY.>>ALL VEGETARIANS, FOODIES AND
GASTRONAUTS KINDLY AVERT YOUR EYES. YOU CAN’T GET JUICINESS LIKE
THIS FROM SOY OR QUINOA. THIS IS NOT GREEK YOGURT, NOR
WILL THAT EVER BE KALE.>>Jon: HEY, WE CLEAR, YOU FOODY
(BLEEP)S? THE ONLY KALE MCDONALD’S WILL
EVER SERVE IS TO THE CHICKEN WHOSE ANUS GOES IN YOUR
McNUGGETS! WHOSE ANUS GOES IN YOUR
McNUGGETS! BUT THEN IN MARCH, MCDONALD’S
DOES THIS.>>McDONALD’S TRYING TO OFFER
HEALTHIER FARE TO ITS CUSTOMERS. THIS LAST WEEK EXECUTIVES
ANNOUNCED THE U.S. RESTAURANTS WILL STOP SELLING CHICKEN
RAISED WITH ANTIBIOTICS OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS.>>Jon: CHICKEN WITHOUT
ANTIBIOTICS? WELL, NOW I’M CONFLICTED. I WANT HEALTHIER FOOD, BUT
I’LL MISS TREATING MY EAR INFECTIONS WITH THE BUFFALO
RANCH McCHICKEN. (LAUGHTER)
AND THE MAKING — EW, THAT’S HALFWAY IN THERE — AND
THE MAKING FOOD SLIGHTLY LESS BAD FOR YOU CRAZE IS SPREADING.>>DUNKIN’ DONUTS ELIMINATING
THE CHEMICAL USED TO GIVE POWDERED DOUGHNUTS THAT
BRIGHT WHITE LOOK.>>Jon: I’M NOT A CHEF… BUT I THOUGHT THE THING THAT
GAVE THOSE DONUTS THE BRIGHT WHITE LOOK WAS POWDERED SUGAR! BUT WHAT IF A COMPANY WANTS
THE POSITIVE P.R. OF GOING HEALTHY BUT DOESN’T WANT
THE HASSLE OF ACTUALLY IMPROVING THEIR PRODUCT. WELL
THERE’S A SOLUTION FOR THEM TOO.>>WE DO WANT TO MOVE TO A NEW
KIDS EAT RIGHT LABEL THAT WILL SOON BE APPEARING ON
KRAFT SINGLES FROM THE ACADEMY OF NUTRITION
AND DIETETICS.>>Jon: WHY? HERE’S HOW YOU KNOW KRAFT HAS
NOT CHANGED THEIR INGREDIENTS. KRAFT IS STILL NOT LEGALLY
ALLOWED TO CALL THIS PRODUCT “CHEESE.” HOW YOU MIGHT WONDER DID KRAFT
SINGLES MANAGE TO WRANGLE A KIDS EAT RIGHT LABEL?>>THE ACADEMY HAS A PROGRAM
CALLED KIDS EAT RIGHT. THEY ENTERED INTO AN AGREEMENT
WITH KRAFT WHERE KRAFT IS HELPING SUPPORT THIS. THEY’RE
GIVING MONEY TO THE ACADEMY TO SUPPORT THIS PROGRAM AND IN
EXCHANGE THEY GET TO PUT THIS LABEL ON THEIR
PRODUCTS.>>SO KRAFT IS PAYING THE
ACADEMY –>>Jon: THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.
TURNS OUT THE ACADEMY OF DIETETICS IS AN ACADEMY IN THE
SAME WAY THIS IS CHEESE. AT THIS POINT WE SHOULD JUST
STOP TRYING WITH THE HEALTHY STUFF AND EMBRACE WHO WE
REALLY ARE AND PERHAPS START WITH THE BEACON
OF FREEDOM WHO DREW SO MANY OF OUR ANCESTORS HERE WITH THOSE
FAMOUS WORDS — GIVE ME YOUR THAI FOOD, YOUR PORK CHOPS, YOUR
HUNGRY MASSES, YEARNING TO

100 thoughts on “The Daily Show – The Snacks of Life

  1. Isnt this the same academy that invented the food pyramid by listening to grain farmers ? Hense why the diabetes rate in the US is out of control. Im sorry but its not the place of resturants to watch out for my health, that falls to me if they wanna serve unhealthy stuff and i want to eat it well shame on me

  2. American food companies makes junk foods to increase artificially people's appetite, to get people hungry again so they earn a lot of money. Those commercials are so bad that they show men and women so glad buying food like they won at the lottery. Jon Stewart rightly made of restaurant chains. If the food is tasty it doesn't mean is good.

  3. "Yeast rolls" sounds like an STD o.0

    PS: Greek yoghurt? That stuff has a higher fat percentage than normal yoghurt! What's the target group here? People who find mayonnaise too low-calorie?

  4. Well, that academy is like ivy league schools in that people give it money to have a plaque with their name on it and their products get accredited by institution.

  5. To keep Americans happy so they don't see that we have not taken care of Puerto Rico, that Trump care is Pharmaceutical care you will be under our thumbs for life. That we only lead the world in incarcerated people fat people and stupid people. Got to distract the masses some how genius.
    I can lead the nation with just a microphone actually holds meaning. Living it now

  6. I'd rather eat meat from animals that have been treated with antibiotics than from animals that has suffered because a few idiots don't understand that antibiotics are used to cure illnesses in those animals.

  7. Trevor sucks and these clips reassure me that I continually make the right choice by not watching the daily show anymore.

  8. Who still in 2019 likes to come on Youtube and just watch one old Jon Stewart Daily Show video after another once in a while?

  9. Ah back when the Daily Show had actual jokes and there wasn't a million of these political-comedy shows. Jon set the bar too high

  10. this is a rare "i don't agree with john" moment. while i don't like the way that food gets pushed on tv, we really don't have to watch ads. and ultimately what you eat is up to you, just like you get to see what you look like whenever you want. while i'm not a fan of ayn rand this is a circumstance where its your own damn fault most of the time, and you have been warned about it for a LONG time now. its like being angry at the cigarette industry for being addicted to cigs while living in america. you were probably warned from birth. i'm a bleeding heart liberal and i am saying: "grow the fuck up"

  11. Don’t get me wrong, I love Trevor Noah and he has done a great job filling in Jon’s big shoes but God, I miss this man! There is truly no one like him.

  12. Am I the only one who stays away from not only Kraft (because it is NOT CHEESE and NEVER HAS BEEN CHEESE) but fast food restaurants. I avoid them like the plague. My parents hate me because I refuse to eat fast food–I don't even eat pizza unless I make it.

  13. Honestly, when I was younger I never watched much of Jon Stewart, but now, in 2019, here I am watching old videos for the first time, and laughing my ass off wishing this guy was still part of the daily show. Trevor Noah is down right awesome, but Jon Stewart has this "Jon Stewart Zing" that makes it so damn hilarious.

  14. i miss the daily show, it was nice being able to count on it. no offense to Trevor he does an alright job, he just is not Jon. Wish he came back around for the 2020 election.

  15. Trevor Noah while solid is a cupcake and doesn’t take on anything real. It’s easy to bash a moron president but not easy to fight the forces that make nearly 4/10 mexicans and Americans obese. Why GMOis banned almost eveywhere and the round up product they drench it in is legally and scientifically cancerous poison.

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