Science of Food and Cooking
Here's the quiz we used guys! Just didn't go through Pottermore so you wouldn't have to sit through 10 hours of intros but it's still the legit quiz! -> http://bit.ly/SortedHPQuiz
Mike's should have been a Firebolt Treacle Tart, and he could have put cinnamon and fireball whisky into it!! Jamies is the clear winner, and Barry didn't even turn up for this!
Ebbers being a ravenclaw is biggest non surprise ever
So none of them thought to do a Pumpkin Pasty dish?
Try recipes from the comments
My fellow Slytherins assemble!!!!!!!!
He should have made gingerbeer biscuits however as a non chef he did a great job
I'm very disappointed they didn't draw a lighting on Ben's forehead.
The house sorting was on POINT.
Just by listening James' voice in the intro, I know he's smiling while talking (just as he always does haha)
You guys look like a boy band that Hogwarts trying to hide but find a way to perform as an open act for Quidditch
Am i the only one who was annoyed by the messing around.
I love that it’s a tribute to the books and not the movies! Yas!
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that there’s a dick on the burning recipe paper??
I'd love to see you guys do a second harry potter battle!
Barry is so done
Y'all need to redo this battle
Thank goodness for more Ravenclaws!
Was it because of the theme and the way that you're all dressed that the bunch of you acted like unruly schoolboys thru the entire episode?
Mike is such a pure little bean <3
I would love to eat Barry’s wand …Yes.
Those wands look like bark…in a good way. Should be renamed to womping willow bark/twigs haha
I love you guys 😍😍😍 the tart is ❤❤❤
Is the winning recipe available anywhere for us to recreate at home?
Any slitherclaws up in here?
That dad joke would have been funnier if there wasn't an atmosphere on the moon but I must say that was an amazing fire show. Kudos.
You guys didn't use Pottermore it's the official Harry Potter website. You can find out what house your in, what your wand is, and other cool stuff
Oh god lovely theme….
yo mike actually looks so slytherin-y now that I think about it
Whoever drew the peck on the receipe definitely won.
the wand broke because he didn't disarm Barry
They missed the chance of making a Sorting hat on Sorted. C'mon maaan
Yes!! Hungarian food!!🇭🇺🇭🇺 Goulash is one of my favorite family recipes, I always love when my grandma cooks it for me:)) Thank you for doing it justice Jamie with your awesome spin on the Hungarian classic!
I can't believe this. Where are my Gryffindors? :'(
I might have done a sherbet lemon cheesecake if I was in this battle.
it's confirmed guysthey all gay this whole time
Jaime at being the only Hufflepuff: "Am I the only nice person?" XDJaime, 10 seconds later: "Let's make Dragon Stew!😈" 🙀
Do a Twilight one!
you know none of them care about Harry Potter when A: they don't already know their house and B: used something other than Pottermore to decipher their house
This was released the day before my 35th birthday and I love Harry Potter. Quite fitting ^^
When it comes to the sorting I actually yelled BULLSHIT! and scared my neighbors dog so he started to bark at me. There is NO WAY that Jamie is a Hufflepuff, no way in hell! He's obviously a Slytherin.
If you want to see a true Hufflepuff in a competition, look at Cedric Diggory! He didn't have to sabotage anything for anyone to become the dual winner! He didn't need to lit someone's recipe on fire! XD
I'm a Hufflepuff btw on Pottermore. At least this time, sometimes I'm a Ravenclaw. I redo the the test for fun sometimes.
That said, Jamie's dish was the best one of all 3 and I'm not going to say anything about the chocolate wands.
The cock and balls drawn on Mike's recipe made me hack a lung
I actually hate the way they sabotage each other. It is fine to have fun, but when it comes to cooking food, that is the time to be serious.
JAMIE WAS SO GOOD OMG this was truly so impressive 10/10! not going to say anything about the chocolate wands though 🙂 and the ginger 🙂
omg mike actually does look so slytherin
Ben is a total hufflepuff 😂
this flour is an idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I cant see their pfp as anything but a demonitization sign
"This is polyester" is maybe the most Jamie thing I've heard yet.
I think the faffing about is funny, but a bit too much makes these episodes less about the food and more about the lads. Guys grocery store level of cringe TV.
I would love to see a Dr. Who themed battle!
This was barely to do with Harry Potter
I'm a Hufflepuff
"Am I the only nice person!?" -Jamie and every Hufflepuff ever
Jamie : makes expensive beef or pork for every dish
Ben : "Ahh it's so creative"
I don't think people eat Horntail dragons…
How can Barry ever win let alone get better when he's constantly being sabotaged by fucking Jamie and Mike? And he has the patients of a monk.
A great follow-up to this would be a Fantastic Beasts Battle!
The goulash looked the best, but the one I’d actually eat would be the tart
I'm sorry Barry should not have been included. He isn't even a fan. I'm surprised he didn't make something completely unrelated to harry potter actually lol.
I feel like James could be Gryffindor. He seems way nice.
I feel Jamie is a Slytherin with the other two lol. Ben definitely Ravenclaw. Lol.
The /fictional/ book? As opposed to the factual one? I expected more from Ben..
can you guys please add the measurements to whatever you make. some of this stuff looks amazing
There's an official Harry potter sorting quiz wtf
i need you guys to do harry potter cocktails now.
Love you guys but this is not a goulash 😀
Can u do another Harry Potter or Disney battle???
Is that rosemary that Mike adds to the treacle filling.
Love Jamie’s dad joke made me giggle lol
Also for me , mike won ( lemon tart. Yes please) Glad he wasn’t too tart about being second though lol
The recipe burning thing is really bad.
Actually That goulash made me hungry . I quess it is time to make Dinner 😘 BUT TOMORROW WE ARE EATING GOULASH ! 😁🙃
I knew ben and james would be ravenclaws! Welcome to the superior house friends!
I am sooo proud now that I'm Hungarian 🤤 that dish looked so good but was not a real Hungarian gulash 🤣 Jamie made it too complicated vlcompared to original gulash (gulyás)
Slytherin means your ambitious not always evil
That quiz was weirdly spot on to what I would have guessed
This is my favorite battle. Just beause Barry did those "Wands"
Here on the hottest day of 2019
Lord of the Rings battle?
Mike as Slytherin and James as Ravenclaw… meh. James would be Griffindor all the way. Mike? Not too sure.
For something that highly requested, that was the laziest most underwhelming performance I've seen on sorted. You can do better, sorted, I know you can! XD
Jamie is a cunt
Did the recipes ever get posted?
If mike had used a lot of cinnamon and Fireball Whiskey he could have called it a Firebolt Tart.
Barry: "This is the first time I haven't wand." Truer words have never been said, my friend.
I love that I have the Chefs in Revenclaw, which is my house too.
It's like the school uniforms made them even more childish😂
I'm shocked that Mike didn't get Gryffindor!!!
And here I was thinking Mike couldn't get any hotter. Wrong again!
I think James should have been a Gryffindor. Let’s be fair. Red hair, and a hand-me-down chef’s jacket? He’s a Weasley.
In fairness, if I were a student at Hogwarts and there was a group of friends that consisted of two ravenclaws, two slytherins, and a hufflepuff… I would be afraid of that hufflepuff.
Excellent set of cock 'n' balls on Mike's recipe.
Mike saying that he "likes coming second" just stole my heart.
Here! Have a turd in a box!
The moment jamie said "Trumpeeeet", I thought well he's on a good way to be a derp Huffelpuff, and to nobody's surprise, the test delivered
Love that Jamie is a Hufflepuff <3
You guys are out of your minds. I would knock you out if you messed with my recipe.
I would have made Butterbeer and won the entire thing. It counts as food, right?
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